cats are ape-dogs and dogs are pig-cats

3 days ago by Zachariah to c/showerthoughts

pigs are maybe cow-dogs

remon 9 points 3 days ago

cats = ape-dogs

dogs = pig-cats

-> cats = ape-pig-cats

So now it's recursive:

cats = ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig ...

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HoneyMustardGas 3 points 3 days ago

You should work for Microsoft with that logic.

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remon 4 points 3 days ago

That's basically how the name of the programming language PHP works :D

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HoneyMustardGas 3 points 3 days ago

When I tried to pursue web graphic design, that was a class I didn't get to. I wish I had gone back. It was so fun learning JavaScript.

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HoneyMustardGas 8 points 3 days ago

Snakes are jungle sausages.

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stardustpathsofglory 7 points 3 days ago

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slazer2au 5 points 3 days ago

What is in your shower water and how do I get some?

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Zachariah 2 points 3 days ago

I take baths

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HeHoXa 2 points 2 days ago

alts

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Jobe 4 points 3 days ago

Please elaborate

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dkppunk 3 points 3 days ago

I think rabbits are closer to pig-cats

They are an endless black hole for hay and treats, they oink and grunt when excited sometimes, and they use a litter box

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Psionicsickness 3 points 2 days ago

Foxes are cat-dogs.

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Zachariah 1 point 2 days ago

yes!

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Kolanaki 2 points 3 days ago

Are you German?

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Zachariah 1 point 3 days ago

Katzen sind Affenhunde, und Hunde sind Schweinekatzen.

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AbouBenAdhem 2 points 3 days ago

I think it’s that cats behave more like non-domesticated animals (like apes), while dogs behave more like domesticated animals (like pigs).

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