Carrrrllll what did you do??

3 days ago by insanemantis to c/lemmyshitpost

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Ohhhh, hey! What happened here?

There's dead children EVERYWHERE, Carl! Explain what happened!

Well, um I was having a nice family dinner

Ok...

And, I played with my drones

Go on...

Well, then my drones malfunctioned a little and accidentally bombed every civilian housing unit!

...Carrrllll

They were crossing the yellow line! As head of defense, something HAD to be done to stop them

That isn't the issue, Carl! They were CHILDREN!

Children? Even the men with giant weapons?

Those were CAMERAS, Carl!

If the pen is mightier than the sword, surely the camera is mightier than the gun!

You are utterly insane!

Watch it... I will not stand for this hate speech

This isn't hate speech, Carl!

llamapocalypse 22 points 3 days ago

CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

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HoneyMustardGas 1 point 3 days ago

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enchantedgoldapple 18 points 3 days ago

8 panel comic of the conversation between Carl and the other person.

My visual interpretation of the conversation

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insanemantis 14 points 3 days ago

Lmao this gave me a chuckle

Props to you for illustrating all of this

Though... I'm guessing you haven't seen Llamas With Hats

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enchantedgoldapple 5 points 3 days ago

I'm glad you found it funny!

As for the show/movie you're referencing, unfortunately I haven't watched it.

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Little1Lost 2 points 2 days ago

its easy to find on youtube or your preferred frontend for it

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fireweed 9 points 3 days ago

Who is Carl and why does he suck so bad?

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insanemantis 25 points 3 days ago

Probably because he's a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that

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DmMacniel 4 points 3 days ago

The people have spoken!

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flying_wotsit 23 points 3 days ago

It's a Llamas with Hats reference

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DrSoap 1 point 2 days ago

Ty for this. I thought it was dungeon crawler carl fanfic for a hot second

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HoneyMustardGas 1 point 3 days ago

How are cameras mightier than the gun? Is it because they expose people?

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insanemantis 2 points 3 days ago

Well as we know, journalists who expose war crimes are very deadly to the state's agenda

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