Advertisement for the limited edition Spider-Man Pop-Tarts (2002)

2 days ago by BilSabab to c/vintageads

calliope 13 points 2 days ago

watch out-here comes Spider-Man

This is why longer dashes exist, so you don’t get “watch out-here” one word away from Spider-Man.

Also, since it’s the pattern of his suit and the inside is a shade of red, at first I thought it was a cross-section of Spider-Man’s skin, making it look absolutely disgusting as a food.

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cantstopthesignal 5 points 2 days ago

Should be a comma. Also, they knew about the come joke right?

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69420 5 points 2 days ago

That's why there's an inset photo pointing to the web: spiderman's webs are actually semen and the sperm are fully-formed microscopic spidermen.

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calliope 4 points 2 days ago

That inset photo was what made me think it was skin in the first place!

So I’m… partially glad you said this.

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core 3 points 2 days ago

I also thought it was a slice of flesh

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roofuskit 3 points 2 days ago

Why does this poptart make it look like you're eating spiderman?

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BilSabab 2 points 2 days ago

because that's the endgame

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bobslaede 2 points 2 days ago

Oh my... Is 2022 vintage? Its only like a couple of years ago... Right?

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roofuskit 8 points 2 days ago

2002

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roofuskit 1 point 2 days ago
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BilSabab 2 points 2 days ago

24 years ago

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roofuskit 9 points 2 days ago

25 is the cutoff for vintage. I'm putting my foot down because I'm fucking old now.

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BilSabab 4 points 2 days ago

everybody's old and shit.

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BurntWits 2 points 2 days ago

I was always taught 20 years is vintage, 100 years is antique. Unless it’s wine, in which case a vintage is just a bottle with one specific year rather than a blend of multiple years or no age statement.

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roofuskit 2 points 2 days ago

We're moving the goal posts so I can feel less old. Sorry.

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lostme 2 points 2 days ago

so Shrek is vintage then :o

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roofuskit 1 point 2 days ago

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