Crab [heyokyay]

2 days ago by AngryClosetMonkey to c/comicstrips

Nomad 17 points 2 days ago

Doomerism doesn't help anyone but the people causing the doom.

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nialv7 12 points 2 days ago

pretty sure an asteroid will wipe out people causing the doom too

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Signtist 5 points 2 days ago

I read their comment more as "Don't wait for the asteroid, be the asteroid."

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Nomad 1 point 7 hours ago

Doomerism breeds apathy. Do something, don't be the asteroid.

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Harvey656 10 points 2 days ago

Why don't they teach us about the unicorn era in schools? They are hiding everything from us!

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bitteroldcoot 9 points 2 days ago

Hey, these things take time. Asteroids are really large and it's hard to get them to change direction.

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BehindetheClouds 7 points 2 days ago

Man... Crabs are dicks

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fdnomad 5 points a day ago

What for? Humanity is either going to cause a mass extinction and life on earth will yet again emerge from it after a few million years OR humanity somehow manages to achieve post scarcity and sustainability and I for one would be thrilled to look 10,000 years into the future and see our path.

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Natanox 4 points a day ago path: 0 26271779 26272274, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
HeHoXa 5 points a day ago

We'll just evolve into crabs like everything else

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MajorMajormajormajor 3 points a day ago

Crab people, crab people. Move like crab, talk like people.

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radiofreebc 4 points 2 days ago

I would vote for an asteroid if i could.

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Beacon 3 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately i think we're at a point where even a dinosaur-killing level asteroid wouldn't fully wipe us out. Like there are people in Cheyenne mountain 24/7 which iirc is designed to withstand a direct nuke hit and has supplies to last for years, including food, energy, and oxygen. And after that life would be a massive struggle, but if any life survived after that then we would probably survive too

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Tollana1234567 1 point 6 hours ago

depends on its size, composition, and speed. a 10km asteroid, mostly iron is what caused the KPG extinction. being iron it would generate alot more destructive energy than a rocky or a comet.

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schipelblorp 1 point 2 days ago

Humanity's not waiting for no asteroid.

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brown567 1 point 4 hours ago path: 0 26291722, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
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