When 2 people are talking to me at the same time

a day ago by beep to c/lemmyshitpost

yesman 9 points a day ago

Delightful, this really takes me back to the days when bullshit was done with photoshop instead of photoslop.

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marcos 4 points a day ago

Those orcas are aiming right at the correct place, with right the correct posture. IDK what is an expression of despair from a shark, but it could quite well be this.

Are you sure this isn't a frame from a real video?

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yesman 3 points 21 hours ago

If that shot is real, then it deserves a Pulitzer. The fact that both orcas have identical markings is suspicious.The Shark is high-contrast and in focus while the orcas are soft and blurry. I'm not an expert, it just looks phony to me.

But like I said, phony in the Photoshop way of old.

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moonshadow 2 points 21 hours ago

Orca have very similar markings and are usually identified by fin/tail shape and proportions. This is very common and well documented behaviour for them to engage in. I'm not going to get into debating blur lol, looks pretty consistent with amount of motion and characteristic of underwater photography to me

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moonshadow 2 points 21 hours ago

Imo it's impotent rage but hey, I'm not a shark

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moonshadow 3 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, this one's real. Sharks and orcas do be like that, it's a heck of a thing to see. Fuck slop and fuck post-truth reality x(

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cRazi_man 1 point 14 hours ago

Be careful, they'll eat your liver.

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Murse 1 point 18 hours ago

If having two people talking to you at the same time makes both of them just mix together into meaningless gibberish, you might want to see an audiologist and ask about "auditory processing disorder".

It's a weird one where your ears themselves are fine, but your brain does kind of a shit job of handling the signals from them.

So, you'll pass a normal hearing test with flying colors, but then constantly need people to repeat themselves in real world conditions.

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