Superficial Intelligence

19 hours ago by GolfFoxtrotLima to c/programmer_humor

TropicalDingdong 20 points 18 hours ago

I wish I could afford a fancy mattress

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OpenStars 14 points 18 hours ago

Supposed Intelligence?

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then_three_more 3 points 14 hours ago

Simulated

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OpenStars 3 points 12 hours ago

Wow, that's just... Super. 🧠🤯

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then_three_more 4 points 8 hours ago

Intelligent right

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Sanctus 7 points 17 hours ago

I'm gonna laugh if the secret to consciousness is just two fancy matrices at a weird angle.

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kibiz0r 6 points 15 hours ago

I prefer “just a full-text search engine with lossy compression”. Reducing it to the low-level ops is kind of a cop-out, especially when there is a serious analogue that we’ve been using for decades, and the key innovation here was basically just “what if we do it worse?”

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akunohana 6 points 15 hours ago

I call it pretentious indexing©.

Edit: just realized that indexing doesn't cover output/presentation, but still.

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late_pessimistic 5 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, I prefer to call them LLMs too for accuracy. People really need to realize ChatGPT isn't the only, or final, or most intelligent form of AI. It's just the first model an average user can talk to. LLMs overshadowed other AIs way too much, and thus people are now being dumb and inserting LLMs everywhere even though specialized AI would do the trick and better.

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Mikina 3 points an hour ago

I don't see any reason why not start calling it SI.

I really want to see the US companies being forced or fined because they are using AI instead of SI. Force-rebrand OpenSI, make them (and all other US AI companies) change all their marketing materials and force them to scrub mentions of AI from all of their texts. Forbid them from ever using it again, instead of SI.

It would be so funny, a PR and marketing shitshow and I'm here for it.

And as a bonus, we can finally give back the AI term to gamedev. Searching for any materials in regards to NPC/game AI has been a nightmare.

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jestho 0 points 2 hours ago

I cringe every time I see this meme, ugh

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ArbitraryValue -20 points 18 hours ago

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surewhynotlem 11 points 17 hours ago

No. The computer is dumb.

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late_pessimistic 2 points 5 hours ago

idk define smart?

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OpenStars 1 point 3 minutes ago

Smart is knowing that there are 3 r's in the word srtrrarwrrbrerrryr.

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