Unintended consequences

16 hours ago by cantstopthesignal to c/lemmyshitpost

foo 120 points 15 hours ago

Nice to see one of these where the 3rd and 4th panels have the same text again. Been a while.

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cantstopthesignal 112 points 15 hours ago

It's important to meme properly.

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W98BSoD 13 points 15 hours ago

You da real MVP

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FrChazzz 16 points 14 hours ago

Meme-in' Very Properly

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Viking_Hippie 42 points 14 hours ago

I have a surefire method for consistently low gas prices.

I have more gas than I know what to do with at a fraction of the price using this one simple trick (that fossil fuel barons hate): eating vast amounts of raw cabbage.

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ivan 12 points 13 hours ago

Iโ€™ve cooked a big pot of pea soup today. As one of the consequences Iโ€™m now exiled from bedroom to sleep on sofa in living room.

I regret nothing. ๐Ÿ—ฟ

And I think we could unite our efforts in supplying Americans with gas. Just have to phrase it in a way, that doesnโ€™t involve cabbage or peas, or theyโ€™ll deem it to be some liberal tree hugger organic shit.

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swab148 10 points 13 hours ago

Call it "natural gas", or get a bunch of lactose-intolerant guys named Brent, and call the result "Brent Crude"

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Texas_Hangover 5 points 5 hours ago

Cooked cabbage gets me going worse personally.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 hours ago

does slaw count as cooked? i use a mayo/applecidervinegar dressing on it. I'm told sashimi counts as cooked because they vinegar it up (i do not accept that lie. i still love sashimi) but i want my logic to be consistent

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Viking_Hippie 2 points 5 hours ago

Same. Plus my ADHD-riddled ass prefers the practicality of just munching on raw with no preparation time ๐Ÿ˜

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Ravi 2 points 6 hours ago

Thats garse, also works fine though

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fox2263 17 points 15 hours ago

Except 2 wonโ€™t happen

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cantstopthesignal 30 points 15 hours ago

That's the neat part.

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Valmond 3 points 4 hours ago

And Ukraine won't stop bombing the shit out of refineries either. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

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fox2263 4 points 3 hours ago

Hopefully. Iโ€™m hoping for more data centers

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Valmond 2 points an hour ago

Porquรฉ nos los dos.jpg

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Flower 2 points 6 hours ago

And even if it worked out for fully, the quantities agreed are relatively small and would drop the price by cents after it went up a few dollars.

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UltraGiGaGigantic 9 points 5 hours ago

The MAGA in my life (family and people at the workplace) dont say much these days. Not sure what they post, I dont really care enough to go through that awful conversation.

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NathanRanch 7 points 5 hours ago

Ask if they support him still and their mouthes open up to receive him like always. Bring up any one of his policies and you won't find much support. It's kinda sad actually if we weren't all in the same boat.

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