What do monsters use to stay in shape?

a day ago by Tug to c/dadjokes

Scareobics! 🧟‍♀️

Rhynoplaz 9 points a day ago

A dreadmill.

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moonshadow 5 points 20 hours ago

Necromancers deadlift

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Tugboater203 1 point 20 hours ago

Or the undead-lift

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moonshadow 3 points 20 hours ago

Nah, prior to lifting they're just dead

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HairyHarry 4 points 21 hours ago

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