Plug for “Boys’ and Girls’ Guide to Getting Down.” If you’ve ever partied hardy, or have a passing interest in the hardy brand of partying, watch it. If you DO party down, get gakked up on dose with some friends and throw it on blind. That was a blast.

Quick edit: its relevancy to this post is kinda spoiler-y. But trust me!

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