A bouncer never needed my data and a 3d scan of my butthole.

6 days ago by cm0002 to c/TheShitpostOffice

aeronmelon 9 points 6 days ago

Senior discount card.

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boobookittyfrick 0 points 5 days ago

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Warl0k3 6 points 6 days ago

Well yeah cm0002, nobody is interested in a bot's butthole.

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cm0002 7 points 6 days ago

Lmao who's a bot lolol

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Warl0k3 6 points 6 days ago

Probably should turn the intensity down on the scanner, it's making you butthurt.

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cm0002 7 points 6 days ago

I tried but the Toilet Security Agency said it was required for security reasons

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Warl0k3 2 points 6 days ago

Just be grateful they didn't get you with one of the sniffer dogs...

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friend_of_satan 1 point 5 days ago

Clearly a fake. It's not even peeling, so it can't be more than a few months old.

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