Banana, Tuna/Egg/Mayo Salad, Peanut Butter Sandwich

13 hours ago by over_clox to c/foodcrimes

Yes I ate this. Yes it was good.

Broadfern 7 points 11 hours ago

Re: the origin of this - high, pregnant, tapeworm, or autism?

It actually seems like it could be okay minus the banana in the sandwich imo

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over_clox 5 points 11 hours ago

Well, given the penis that came with my junk, I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant.

High and autism, yeah probably a double dose!

Tapeworm? Look, his name is Gary, and I've been trying to evict him with bananas for months.

Apparently Gary likes bananas...

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Alexica 4 points 13 hours ago

What’s the order?

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over_clox 2 points 12 hours ago

Tuna/egg/mayo salad on one bread slice, peanut butter on the other slice, and banana in between.

Amazingly awesome!

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TrackenDaKracken 3 points 13 hours ago

Peanut butter goes with everything.

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over_clox 1 point 13 hours ago

No words about the banana/tuna/egg?

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garbagebagel 1 point 6 hours ago

Ugh I had missed the egg on the first read and now I just want to throw up.

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felixwhynot 1 point 8 hours ago

I’m not sure the banana goes with this. Have you tried lettuce?

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Protoknuckles 3 points 10 hours ago

This seems like two sandwiches got into a transporter accident.

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over_clox 2 points 9 hours ago

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

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Zachariah 1 point 9 hours ago

coincidentally also named Tuvix

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