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A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer..."

2 days ago by betterdeadthanreddit to c/dadjokes

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"...and a mop!"

cRazi_man 7 points 2 days ago

For a skeleton, one beer is infinite beers if he sits over a bucket.

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surewhynotlem 16 points 2 days ago

This also works for humans. And if you drink Budweiser you won't even notice the change in taste.

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cRazi_man 17 points 2 days ago

So you're saying: "if you drink Budweiser, urine for a treat".

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nilloc 4 points 2 days ago

Definitely an Uncle joke, but a good one.

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