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I don't trust atoms.

2 days ago by Quilotoa to c/dadjokes

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They make up everything.

prole 14 points 2 days ago

This subject is too charged for me to comment on. Someone would spin whatever I say.

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ignirtoq 7 points a day ago

Actually most matter isn't made of atoms, but jokes about that aren't for polite company. They're too dark.

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Masamune 1 point a day ago

That sounds like a quark-pot theory, if you ask me.

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cynar 1 point a day ago

It does matter.

You're not being a wimp, are you?

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rizzothesmall 3 points a day ago

That's a grandad joke for sure

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