Fell asleep while wife was driving home last night, she went above and beyond by remembering how important this was to me...

3 years ago by YoBuckStopsHere to c/lemmyshitpost

designatedhacker 134 points 3 years ago

Also going 69 MPH? Nice.

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Iwasondigg 28 points 3 years ago

Nice.

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dumbluck 17 points 3 years ago

Nice

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stanka 13 points 3 years ago

Noice

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NarrativeBear 19 points 3 years ago

1000005142

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RagnarokOnline 16 points 3 years ago

Nice.

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Markus29 60 points 3 years ago

Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?

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maltasoron 51 points 3 years ago

Yeah, it's literally in the title.

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stebo02 15 points 3 years ago

which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h

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Jakeuphigh 11 points 3 years ago

Literally no, read it again: OP

  • Was asleep
  • was woken by wife and
  • took picture

Wife didn't need to take the picture, she woke OP to take the picture

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stebo02 4 points 3 years ago

if op is the one who took the picture then there's no problem indeed, my bad

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happyhippo 4 points 3 years ago

Technically, nowhere it says she woke OP up.

She just remembered how important this was to OP to the point of either waking OP up and let take a pic, or take a pic on her own.

We will never know...

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Visitor72 0 points 3 years ago

For the sake of symmetry, I would've liked to see her step it up by 10 or 15 MPH, get in another 85. It is a good, crisp photo though. Can't fault that.

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_number8_ -20 points 3 years ago

i swear people on the internet have never driven a car before. you get used to the speed after like 10 seconds

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stebo02 20 points 3 years ago

that doesn't mean you can just take your hands off the wheel to take a picture

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soggy_kitty -18 points 3 years ago

"am I the only one" is such a garbage statement. Overused attention seeking hyperbole.

I came to Lemmy to avoid this Reddit shit

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Canadian_Cabinet 12 points 3 years ago

Huh? It's a very commonly-used English expression, nothing remotely related to Reddit

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soggy_kitty -2 points 3 years ago

It's a pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.

It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not they are the only one, they should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.

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ahal 11 points 3 years ago

Am I the only one who came to Lemmy for more of that shit?

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sfgifz 2 points 3 years ago

I just came here for the same kind of shit on the same 3rd party shit I've been using over thousands of shits.

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Polar 38 points 3 years ago

I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.

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bloubz 20 points 3 years ago

Wife took a picture, there is no texting and driving

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dingus 19 points 3 years ago

I mean, she was definitely using her phone while driving at 70mph. Does it really matter whether or not she was taking a pic or sending a text? It's still incredibly dangerous.

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takeda 69 points 3 years ago

No, it was all safe. She took the picture from the passenger seat while OP was sleeping.

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norbert 5 points 3 years ago

I feel like a lot of people have never done a long road trip where you're driving hundreds of miles through the night. Taking your phone out and snapping a pic isn't a huge deal IMO. I certainly don't pull over to change my radio and taking a picture is arguably easier than that.

edit: with

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dingus 2 points 3 years ago

Must've been one of those new self driving cars lol

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takeda 1 point 3 years ago
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_number8_ -4 points 3 years ago

do you really think you have to pay extremely vigilant attention every single second of the drive? do you think anyone does this besides the dorks that always comment this on these posts?

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BolexForSoup -10 points 3 years ago
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dingus 12 points 3 years ago

To be fair, I think texting while stationary at a red light is a tad different than trying to take a photo at a whopping 70mph (check the speedometer).

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malloc 9 points 3 years ago

What are you smoking? Dude’s wife was driving at 70 mph and capturing this “milestone” …

Reckless af. Very easily could have lost control or read ended a family just traveling to their destination

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Pregnenolone 5 points 3 years ago

Literally never. I value my life and those of others around me.

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expatriado 34 points 3 years ago

glad she slowed down to 70mph before taking the pic

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RagnarokOnline 45 points 3 years ago

If you look closer, you’ll see she’s doing 69.

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expatriado 16 points 3 years ago

oh, that would be unsafe on the road

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psycho_driver 4 points 3 years ago

Honestly it's hard to pull off in bucket seats as well.

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menemen 22 points 3 years ago

70 mph so 110kmh. Basically standing from a German perspective. :)

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NarrativeBear 33 points 3 years ago

( . Y . )

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WindowsEnjoyer 7 points 3 years ago

Wide open eyes

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owatnext 0 points 3 years ago
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mustardman 27 points 3 years ago

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She's a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

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chiliedogg 8 points 3 years ago

Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.

We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it's still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that's the only repair it's needed over about $200.00

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p_diablo 1 point 3 years ago

Cries in new englandish

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mustardman 1 point 3 years ago

Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn't because the odometer says BOOBS

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ccdfa 2 points 3 years ago

How about 180k?

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AngryCommieKender 4 points 3 years ago

I got multiple SAABs (Pre GM/1991 or older) to over 1,000,000 miles. Got one to 1,500,000. Never quite hit the golden 2,000,000 mile mark though. Plenty of other people did though. Volvo even has a couple cars that made it to 2,000,000. Don't know of any other brands that will make it that far. Maybe some unicorn of a Honda or Toyota.

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ccdfa 2 points 3 years ago

That's insane. My Subaru is approaching 200k which I thought was pretty good.

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AngryCommieKender 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, I used to joke that I bought them at 100,000 miles cause the previous owner just broke it in for me.

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thepianistfroggollum 21 points 3 years ago

Mine got angry at me for taking my picture, but she was talking about her dead dad at the time. (I didn't say a word, just pulled out my camera and snapped the picture).

For context, they were astranged and she was relieved he died.

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there1snospoon 24 points 3 years ago

insert advice from random r/relationshipadvice user recommending you divorce and immediately go no contact

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oldGregg 17 points 3 years ago

Hit a lawer, delete the gym. Get a facebook.

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Confused_Emus -2 points 3 years ago
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thepianistfroggollum 5 points 3 years ago

Where did I say anything about a selfie?

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Confused_Emus 3 points 3 years ago
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takeda 11 points 3 years ago

What car is this dashboard from?

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Zuluparadise 0 points 3 years ago

My 2011 Nissan Sentra had this exact dashboard.

Despite the awful CVT I still love that car

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oldGregg 9 points 3 years ago

Nice

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TubeTalkerX 4 points 3 years ago

Nice

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NarrativeBear 2 points 3 years ago

Nice

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FleetingTit 8 points 3 years ago

If it ain't foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They're blinding oncoming traffic.

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Justhaus20 7 points 3 years ago

Boobs

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SpookyOperative 5 points 3 years ago
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bassomitron 17 points 3 years ago

Nah, there's several comments saying the same thing. Texting and driving is dangerous, yes. Taking a pic that takes literally no concentration for a few seconds on a long stretch of interstate at night, not very risky. I can almost guarantee the same people whining have fiddled with their phones to change songs/podcasts/audiobooks/GPS for a few seconds at some point in city traffic.

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AngryCommieKender 2 points 3 years ago

You don't even need to look. Every smartphone will open the native camera app if you double tap the power button, while the screen is off.

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malloc -7 points 3 years ago

bro that is fucking stupid. Driving at 70 mph on a highway and capturing the “80085” milestone 💀💀

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obinice -11 points 3 years ago

Ah yes, dangerous driving by idiots who don't care if they kill people.

Classic.

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