When you want to give her your phone number, but it's DnD.

3 years ago by Ahdok to c/rpgmemes

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Konsi made these sending stones herself, with the Forgeringer (it lets her make magic items.)

Yes, it takes longer than a day to make Sending Stones - even with the artifact hammer a pair of sending stones takes her about ten days. She'd already made them before being asked on the date, but had been too nervous to show Razira.

ahdok 85 points 3 years ago

Since this is a "memes" channel, here's a template for you to use however you want.

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sammytheman666 55 points 3 years ago

This is going to be used in very very innocent ways

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Shkshkshk 28 points 3 years ago

It surely will never be used for the naughties

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sammytheman666 20 points 3 years ago

Shame on you for bringing that sort of impur thoughts to someone who witnessed dndmemes on reddit during the fun times

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Shkshkshk 14 points 3 years ago

What happened in the fun times?

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bradorsomething 20 points 3 years ago

“What magical items are you wearing?”

“Describe your character to the party… slowly.”

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WintLizard 16 points 3 years ago

When you get a text from your DM after the session saying "I forgot to mention you guys leveled up"

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Shkshkshk 23 points 3 years ago

Stuff like this is why sending stones are the most powerful magic item in DnD.

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ahdok 29 points 3 years ago

You mean you can use the dream spell for things OTHER than booty calls?

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Shkshkshk 15 points 3 years ago

I actually never thought of the Dream spell as a communication tool. I wonder if I can implement a version of the Sending stone for the Dream spell in my DnD campaign. Inflicting terrible nightmares on people for fun seems like something my artificer would do

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Bonehead 17 points 3 years ago

You mean you can use the dream spell for things OTHER than booty calls?

Inflicting terrible nightmares on people for fun seems like something my artificer would do

There are 2 types of people in this world...

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HerbalGamer 9 points 3 years ago

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Cylusthevirus 13 points 3 years ago

"We have been trying to reach you about your carriage's extended warranty."

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ahdok 7 points 3 years ago

Oh yeah, a really good use of the dream spell is when you have to have a discussion with an NPC long-distance (say, to brief them on a situation.) - If it's just one way, the lowest level spell for "give a lot of information long distance" is to Galder's Courier a letter to them, but dream is two-way.

It's also on the warlock list.

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ShaggySnacks 2 points 3 years ago

Yes, you can use it to advertise Lightspeed Briefs.

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TotallyNotSpez 14 points 3 years ago

And the Goblin of the year award goes to: Konsi!

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myrrh 9 points 3 years ago

...so i've been wondering for a long while: do you actually color crayons-on-paper or do you use a digital tool which emulates physical materials incredibly well?..

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ahdok 21 points 3 years ago

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ahdok 12 points 3 years ago

Here's a photo of the specific implements and brands I use.

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ahdok 8 points 3 years ago

Oh, and for comedic value - but this is real, here's the super advanced tech I use for the digital cleanup.

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myrrh 2 points 3 years ago

Permanently Deleted

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Shkshkshk 1 point 3 years ago

How do you live like this

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Xariphon 4 points 3 years ago

When did Konsi get all fancy with the dyed hair?

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ahdok 18 points 3 years ago

She cast disguise self.

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Xariphon 12 points 3 years ago

Razira's reaction in that last panel is everything.

Konsi with the most literal glow-up, as if she wasn't irresistibly adorable enough before.

Please keep posting these; Konsi is healing balm for my soul.

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sammytheman666 -10 points 3 years ago

First !

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