happens to the best of us

3 years ago by Hofmaimaier to c/lemmyshitpost

newIdentity 29 points 3 years ago

5g is a lot for a joint.

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Wage_Slave 8 points 3 years ago

I dunno man. If that joint hit's like old fucked up Ben is sayin' there, I might be swayed.

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STRIKINGdebate2 20 points 3 years ago

Actually it was the covid vaccine that killed Uncle Ben

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EherVielleicht 13 points 3 years ago

Thought so too, because of his clearly visible injection spot, but he was telling otherwise, damn nanobots.

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ChicoSuave 9 points 3 years ago

The man died doing what he loved, injecting nanobots into his veins and sweating for hours.

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bestnerd 7 points 3 years ago

And the magnets sticking to him right after

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Spacegrass 14 points 3 years ago

The movie was released a year or so after 9/11/01. So, obviously, bin Laden released covid from his laboratory.

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Krackalot 8 points 3 years ago

Anybody who's actually smart realizes it wasn't actually bin laden with 5g, but actually Biden over Lan. Look for the clues sheeple.

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faceless 8 points 3 years ago
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PerogiBoi 4 points 3 years ago

5g in silent darkness

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Ubermeisters 4 points 3 years ago

Fucking San Francisco treat

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robocall 4 points 3 years ago

Shit is going down in the flavored instant rice aisle

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