Is this true?

3 years ago by Gollum to c/linuxmemes

neveraskedforthis 121 points 3 years ago

No.

You get to break windows and get to freedom.

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Honza 87 points 3 years ago

It's wild you assume I even have windows.

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tetraodon 72 points 3 years ago
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narrowide96lochkreis 10 points 3 years ago

Oof.. πŸ˜‚

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jaybone 6 points 3 years ago

You have selected

Got β€˜em!

or

Boom Roasted!

or

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Smokeydope 3 points 3 years ago

damn

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akash_rawal 54 points 3 years ago

You're quite bold to assume that linux users haven't built their houses with doors instead of windows.

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Eczpurt 34 points 3 years ago

Arches exclusively.

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flambonkscious 5 points 3 years ago

Oohh that's good!

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breakingcups 48 points 3 years ago

I'd think they'd be happy to exit windows

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camr_on 44 points 3 years ago

I compiled my own house so no windows to escape to. Actually it was never structurally sound

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EvacuateSoul 29 points 3 years ago

You could always make your way outside.

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SuckMyWang 2 points 3 years ago

I bet it smells like shit in there though

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camr_on 20 points 3 years ago

I keep my shit containerized, no code smells here. Except that one time when a kernel panic annihilated my 2nd floor

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altima_neo 39 points 3 years ago

It's ok, I'll use the arch

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dukk 21 points 3 years ago

Watch out for the bleeding edge.

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riskable 3 points 3 years ago

Then afterwards you can summon the archmage to fix things πŸ‘

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Norgur 36 points 3 years ago

Nah, it's fine. The Windows are made out of WINE bottles.

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rikudou 33 points 3 years ago

guess I'll die

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tetraodon 26 points 3 years ago
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abfarid 16 points 3 years ago

Noot Noot!

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darcy 24 points 3 years ago

frantically tries to install Wine

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riskable 18 points 3 years ago

Oh please... Real Linux users know how to ESC in any situation. Even vim!

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AngryCommieKender 4 points 3 years ago

I was under the impression that there was no escaping vim, or is that vi?

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Endorkend 17 points 3 years ago

We rather make a deal with a daemon.

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SocialMediaRefugee 12 points 3 years ago

rm -fr /fire

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WindowsEnjoyer 8 points 3 years ago

Remove French fire!!!

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krey 1 point 3 years ago
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jet 10 points 3 years ago

My social circles are filled with Linux / Unix die hards... and most of them are engineers first, pragmatists second, and linux just fills the philosophy.

They ALL, each and every one, have windows available to them (or macos). If nothing else then dual booting, for games, for family, etc. (Some may deny it, but if you really dig into it, they have the ability... or a VM laying around, for those one offs,, oh its for Work (tm) so it doesn't count).

The online Linux or Die is a very vocal, but niche viewpoint that I never encounter in real life.

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lugal 7 points 3 years ago

oh its for Work (tm) so it doesn't count.

Well, I got a windows laptop from work and didn't have a say about it. I don't do anything private on it. Does that really count?

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jet 4 points 3 years ago

It's totally fine. I'm a pro Linux guy myself. Well pro BSD really. It's just some of the technical topics we discuss on Lemmy, have some very unhelpful people pop out of the woodwork, and just say don't use windows at all. Without addressing the topic at hand. That's a little tiresome for me.

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Crozekiel 4 points 3 years ago

Imo it's not as tiring as the amount of people popping into Linux communities to tell Linux users they have to use windows...

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riskable 6 points 3 years ago

This is nonsense. I--and a great many other Linux users--don't have a Windows partition on any of their computers.

My kids were given Windows laptops for school but that's the only Windows in the house. For work I just login to a virtual Windows desktop (though honestly I'd work much more efficiently if I had a Linux desktop) 🀷

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BeigeAgenda 6 points 3 years ago

I was planning to write, "I only use Linux on my computers", while that is technically correct, I also have a few Windows VM's and my partners PC is running windows, that came in handy when my Samsung laser printer forgot it's network settings.

So I can as well admit it, I am: Engineer first, Pragmatist second, and Linux is a good caulk for the rest.

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rikudou 3 points 3 years ago

Guess I'm the exception - no way to access Windows currently. I used to have a VM, but I recently switched to a new system and I'm too dumb/lazy to figure out how to make a Windows VM there. Luckily I only used it for Photoshop which I don't need that often.

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Smokeydope 2 points 3 years ago

You have to be a pragmatist first convenience second kind of person thats willing to truly commit to a philosophy at the cost of other things. This kind of person is uncommon, most just want their computers to work and do the thing they want and don't care about things like microsoft treating them like garbage with forced apps, os level spyware, and forced windows updates for 'security'. If a few of your favorite multiplayer games don't work on linux, most will stick with windows because they don't want to give up their social escapism. Some people do actually say 'nah, you can keep em' and nuke windows anyways.

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DmMacniel 9 points 3 years ago

Of course its on fire, its a firewall :)

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NightLily 9 points 3 years ago

I very much doubt their house even has windows so this seems incredibly untrue.

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Cypher 7 points 3 years ago
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turbowafflz 7 points 3 years ago

Oh that's fine, I'll just leave through the Open Big Super-cool Door

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eldain 6 points 3 years ago

Quick! Recompile the furniture to replace the burning version! House deamon - kill all fire!

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krey 5 points 3 years ago
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gmtom 3 points 3 years ago

When the 5 key "shortcut" to put out fires doesn't work

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creditCrazy 2 points 3 years ago

Fine now I won't burn my house down

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some_guy 2 points 3 years ago

This is what I needed to see as I start my day. Made me smile.

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luciferofastora 2 points 3 years ago

rm -rf ~/fire

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Flax_vert 2 points 3 years ago

Yes. RIP Henry. Died a Martyr for what he believed in.

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azurefirefly 1 point 3 years ago

So true!

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Ooops -2 points 3 years ago

Yes, this is true... in the way that a lot of money was paid to sell you the delusion that everything is about Windows and that people not using them are obviously stupid and self-destructing. Any actual Linux user will just exit through a door, because he's not a brain-washed moron believing that there is only the one right (proprietary, and tightly controlled) way.

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