Enterprise was a weird show.

3 years ago by SSTF to c/risa

khaosworks 56 points 3 years ago

“Now don’t worry, I’m sending a hologram of myself that only you can see and hear, and T’Pol says there’s a 92% chance if you do as we say you’ll get sent home.”

“You seem awf’ly calm about this, Cap.”

“I may have had some experience. I find saying Oh Boy every now and then helps.”

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setsneedtofeed 33 points 3 years ago

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PaupersSerenade 9 points 3 years ago

Man, I really need to watch Enterprise. If only that episode.

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setsneedtofeed 21 points 3 years ago

TBQH, I like Enterprise quite a lot. It’s got a few true duds (‘Dear Doctor’) but for the most part its bad episodes are merely kind of boring, and it’s good episodes or moments are good. It doesn’t have a single episode that cracks my Best Trek Of All Time list, but I like hanging out with the crew and the ship.

Also it stars Shran. Aka Shran The Man. Aka Shran Of The Andorian Mining Consortium.

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Infynis 5 points 3 years ago

I think Enterprise did have a couple episodes that make my list. I really liked the auto-repair station that stole a crew member. And the episode where Archer duels Shran

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thecrotch 10 points 3 years ago

Third season is rough, the whole thing turned into a war on terror metaphor complete with justification for sacrificing your own morals because "damn it we have to, we're facing an existential threat!"

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HairHeel 9 points 3 years ago

I was so hopeful when that was going on, that they were building up to a larger reveal. Like this was before they did any Mirror Universe episodes, so I was really hoping they’d do a thing where Crewman Daniels reveals that Archer’s moral compromises were leading up to that timeline, and they work together to set things right. Would have been the perfect commentary on where US foreign policy was going at the time.

But instead they did space Nazis and revealed that humans in the mirror universe were always evil for no real reason.

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Tippon 6 points 3 years ago

I hope they enjoyed the reunion. They probably thought

🎶It's been a long road Getting from there to here🎶

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setsneedtofeed 5 points 3 years ago

“Stockwell, you son of a bitch.”

arm clasp

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CeruleanRuin 3 points 3 years ago

In which Captain Archer must prevent a Cylon invasion.

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FancyLad 9 points 3 years ago

Starfleet did 9/11

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oeverbloem 6 points 3 years ago

Somehow he ended up shagging his own grandmother…

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setsneedtofeed 10 points 3 years ago

Which lead to his superior, yet inferior mind.

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oeverbloem 5 points 3 years ago

That explains a lot about Trip tbh…

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gnuplusmatt 6 points 3 years ago

not to be that guy, but on Enterprise they were called hand scanners or just scanners

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setsneedtofeed 4 points 3 years ago

Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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maquise 2 points 3 years ago

I'm getting a broken image?

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MossyFeathers 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 4249370, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
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