DAE create a TP barrier in public bathrooms, so their junk doesn't touch the bowl?

3 years ago by erogenouswarzone to c/asklemmy

I usually unroll enough to to cross the pee gap twice, then sitting makes it taught, and it keeps my dick from grazing the bowl.

What's your strategy?

Lost_Wanderer 14 points 3 years ago

Look at mr. long dong over here.

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midas 4 points 3 years ago

Pee gap? Ima need some paint examples

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ada 4 points 3 years ago

I'd have to do some pretty amazing contortions for my junk to touch the toilet bowl. Like splits with one foot in the bowl?

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axtualdave 2 points 3 years ago

I don't know about you, but whenever I use a public restroom, I remove my pants entirely and do a sort of sideways Captain Morgain over the toilet. If I go down too low, of course, my junk touches the bowl.

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Thndrchld 3 points 3 years ago

Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong

The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.

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potatobro7 1 point 3 years ago

I rip those out and float it on the water to act as a splash guard. Sometimes my tip touches the rim but I usually carefully tuck it

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Double_A 3 points 3 years ago

I even do that at home...

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sudo_shinespark 1 point 3 years ago

I haven’t shit outside of my house since covid so I am very rusty, but yeah, I cross the little gap and then lay two strips up and down either side. I’ve used those prebuilt seat protectors too but they’re never there when I’ve gone in the past

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Thndrchld 1 point 3 years ago

However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.

If it's inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you're done, ya pig.

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Thndrchld 1 point 3 years ago

*shitwater

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lynny 1 point 3 years ago

You're touching far far far far dirtier things than a toilet bowl on a daily basis without giving it a second thought. Door handles for example.

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