Race Condition

3 years ago by Alex to c/programmer_humor

Knock knock

Race Condition

Who's there?

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mrbn 57 points 3 years ago

Good one, let me try!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Race Condition

path: 0 4414364, hotness: undefined, score: 57, children: 5

funkajunk 46 points 3 years ago

Works on my machine!

path: 0 4414364 4415593, hotness: undefined, score: 46, children: 2

stanka 6 points 3 years ago

We are not shipping your machine, @funkajunk!

path: 0 4414364 4415593 4418067, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1

droans 6 points 3 years ago

Well, that's basically just containers.

path: 0 4414364 4415593 4418067 4418207, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0

Xanvial 44 points 3 years ago

Seems the bug is fixed, let's ship it

path: 0 4414364 4417699, hotness: undefined, score: 44, children: 1

nogrub 1 point 3 years ago

deploy on friday

path: 0 4414364 4417699 4961269, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0

404 29 points 3 years ago

"Did you get the reference? Do you need a pointer?"

path: 0 4411904, hotness: undefined, score: 29, children: 2

dukk 10 points 3 years ago

For those who don’t understand, he mea Segmentation fault (core dumped)

path: 0 4411904 4425381, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 1

404 2 points 3 years ago

C this guy gets it!

path: 0 4411904 4425381 4432524, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0

david 24 points 3 years ago

Actually made me laugh, thank you.

path: 0 4409676, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 2

alx 8 points 3 years ago

Same happened to me, so I decided to share!

path: 0 4409676 4410091, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 1

Mr_Blott 1 point 3 years ago

path: 0 4409676 4410091 4410138, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0

alx 10 points 3 years ago

knock knock

who's there?

threads.

threthreadsads whthreadso?

path: 0 4435035, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0

RacoonVegetable -10 points 3 years ago

Knock knock

Amongus

Who’s there?

😳

path: 0 4410132, hotness: undefined, score: -10, children: 1

darcy 6 points 3 years ago

SUS!!!!1!!!!1!!!!

path: 0 4410132 4414658, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0

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