Sammich

3 years ago by SharkEatingBreakfast to c/humor

Badass_panda 10 points 3 years ago

It's a travesty is what it is

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SharkEatingBreakfast 3 points 3 years ago

A travesty sandwich, you say?

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rip_van_sprinkle 7 points 3 years ago

This reminds me that someone needs to create a ThanksIHateIt on lemmy

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Aawr 6 points 3 years ago

Dictionary entry for sandwich is " two pieces of bread with food such as cheese, salad, or meat between them " and I see two very thick crust slices with food such as cheese salad or meat between them.

I am going to say yes and make this my hill to die on!

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Late_Settler 5 points 3 years ago

Technically yes but then you'd be a pedantic little shit for insisting so.

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masked_nybbles 4 points 3 years ago

Not sure, but does it meet the any legal definitions of a sandwich anywhere — as in it can be advertised or sold as a sandwich?

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SharkEatingBreakfast 5 points 3 years ago

Imagine being taken to court over a sandwich.

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masked_nybbles 3 points 3 years ago

*alleged sandwich

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fossilesque 4 points 3 years ago

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dan1101 2 points 3 years ago

Sure it's a sandwich but I don't like sandwiches too tall to fit in my mouth.

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neamhsplach 2 points 3 years ago

Can't hold it in one hand while playing cards with the other, ergo not a sandwich.

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janAkali 1 point 3 years ago

if you define sandwich as "food, where there is some filling between two thin slices of bread", than it is not a sandwich. This is more of a burger, than sandwich.

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Aawr 1 point 3 years ago

I don't think this qualifies as a burger. My understanding is burgers are ground meat patties on a bun, this appears to me to be a standard sandwich made with two very thick crust slices.

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Hellebert 1 point 3 years ago

Sure but not a good one.

OPs mom might be able to get her mouth around it though 😋

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