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'Twas the night before first contact day..

3 years ago by Lydia_K to c/risa

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Stamets 51 points 3 years ago

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CarlsIII 25 points 3 years ago

I think this is a rare case where “it was all a dream” is fine

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charonn0 15 points 3 years ago

My headcanon is that Q shifted Picard to an alternate quantum reality. Like what happened to Worf that one time.

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CileTheSane 13 points 3 years ago

Q has made little pocket realities before that don't seem to affect the rest of the universe.

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lugal 33 points 3 years ago

We need a Lower Decks style series about this ensign Picard. Lower Decks style as in it's not about the captain but the lower decks

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Kolanaki 23 points 3 years ago

So like the episode of TNG titled "Lower Decks" and not the series titled "Lower Decks?"

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merc 17 points 3 years ago

I just want to see how happy and relaxed Ensign Picard is. No critical decisions to make. Able to make friends among the crew without his rank getting in the way.

We get to see Captain Picard in Ensign Picard's body, but we never get to see the slacker who has big dreams but doesn't bother to push himself.

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lugal 21 points 3 years ago

What we don't see in the episode is that Q does the same thing to ensign Picard and he is like: "This sad and lonely fellow would be me if I sacrificed everything for my career?"

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jayandp 11 points 3 years ago

Ensign Picard living his best life, until he dies at Wolf-359.

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Sharkwellington 10 points 3 years ago

Makes me think of the plot from The Office when Michael had a telemarketing job and seemed so much happier when he was one of the underlings instead of the guy at the top.

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ReplicatedSoda 3 points 3 years ago

I've been in that position before. From manager to agent, and back to manager.

It was a blast, I had so much fun.
It got boring pretty quick though.

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ReplicatedSoda 24 points 3 years ago

This is legit horror

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mostNONheinous 19 points 3 years ago

It reads like a Chief O’Brien at Work strip. Except he wouldn’t say “hey what the fuck” because he would just be so sad he couldn’t speak.

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TimewornTraveler 22 points 3 years ago

Holy shit, was this a real episode? Anyone got the Season Episode and Title handy? I know at least a few of you nerds do

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FaeDrifter 24 points 3 years ago

6x15 Tapestry

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TimewornTraveler 4 points 3 years ago

👑

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semi_sentient 18 points 3 years ago

Ebenezer Scrooge was the true Multiverse of Madness.

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karlach 14 points 3 years ago

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Daft_ish 5 points 3 years ago

Hehe Kurt Russel as the lead in vanilla sky? I'd watch it.

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CitizenKong 4 points 3 years ago

Well, poor guy/girl is probably from a reality where Kurt Russell did play the lead in Vanilla Sky and is now having an identity crisis.

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Anticorp 4 points 3 years ago

You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?

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Rodeo 1 point 3 years ago

All other people are NPCs from the perspective of one person. That's what "non-player character" means.

You're the player in your own mind, aren't you? That makes the rest of us NPCs.

I just don't see how someone else's perspective of my autonomy should cause such a crisis in me.

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karlach 2 points 3 years ago

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Rodeo 1 point 3 years ago

I mean a cursory glance at your own life ought to show you that you do in fact have a life outside of the experiences of some arbitrary person. If you were told you are an NPC, does your lifetime of personal experiences simply vanish?

Even if you were shown proof that you're a simulation, can you really just let go of your entire existence like that?

I think denial would be a far more common reaction than existential crisis.

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bappity 12 points 3 years ago

mfw a version of me from an alternate universe possesses my body and begs an omnipotent god to let him out

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Thisfox 5 points 3 years ago

And it works.

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CycloneWolf 6 points 3 years ago

On a related topic I wonder if Plague of Gripes ever finished that fence around his farm.

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Anonymousllama 2 points 3 years ago

Still one of my favorite episodes, great to see actually humble for a change

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