guess I'll die

3 years ago by Random Týpek to c/crappydesign

ProfessorChaos 26 points 3 years ago

Hello, is this 999?

No, this is 3.

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_n9 17 points 3 years ago

It uses addition to dial. just press button three 333 times and you'll be fine!

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levochemist 6 points 3 years ago

Just make the 2 an exponent, in order to be saved you need to do basic math.

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Steamymoomilk 8 points 3 years ago

A phone but it only dials via math equations

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mershed_perderders 11 points 3 years ago

please do not have an emergency at this location

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carrot 10 points 3 years ago

Sorry to be a party pooper but it might be on the inside of the phone

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seriousslayerguy 8 points 3 years ago

Alright fellas, we got a wise guy here I see.

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TWeaK 1 point 3 years ago

It isn't lol these are dedicated phones that go to specific numbers. The 1, 2 and 3 are not dialtone numbers, they're preprogrammed full numbers.

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TerraRoot 9 points 3 years ago

112 will work as well afaik, it's a UK phone.

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xeronine 5 points 3 years ago

It’s easy, simple press 3 nine times!

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CookieJarObserver 4 points 3 years ago
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introvrt2themax 4 points 3 years ago

I feel like something could be missing from this phone…hmmmm.

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yancy 2 points 3 years ago

Sooo, 9-3s?

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iwasthefirsttoarrive 1 point 3 years ago

hello operator?

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Tomassci 1 point 3 years ago

Expecting a "Use your own phone, doofard" sticker soon

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damnYouSun 1 point 3 years ago

Order number 31, to your collection point please.

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