That post seems to be missing.

ryan 86 points 3 years ago

If I remember, and I could be wrong, the Samsung emoji there was actually 😬

Which is still messed up because 😬 is supposed to be the "I just saw a guy commit a sexual perversion" emoji, not the "I just committed a sexual perversion" emoji.

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RojoSanIchiban 30 points 3 years ago

Wait, I thought 😬 was when you committed a sexual perversion, but realized just afterward that your camera was on in the zoom meeting, and no one said anything?

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NessD 16 points 3 years ago

😬is sucking air through your teeth when you do/see something surprising or embarrassing.

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funnystuff97 40 points 3 years ago

It's this emoji, if you're curious about your own device: 😣

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BradleyUffner 32 points 3 years ago

Hmmm, I'm on Android and it doesn't look like any of those.

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GiantRobotTRex 41 points 3 years ago

Because this post is really outdated. Google ditched the blob emojis back in 2017.

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0x2d 7 points 3 years ago

yeah I'm on android (pixel 7a, stock, updated to Android 14) and using Sync app it doesn't show up like that for me

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Ilovethebomb 9 points 3 years ago

What I see is much closer to Apple's version.

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chiliedogg 12 points 3 years ago

Same here, and I'm using a Samsung.

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HerbalGamer 6 points 3 years ago

>.<

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I_Miss_Daniel 3 points 3 years ago

Firefox on a Realme phone gives me the Apple variant.

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Kolanaki 17 points 3 years ago

Googles doesn't look like it's holding it in as much as it is pushing it out.

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bob_wiley 10 points 3 years ago

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Joejoebinkz1 10 points 3 years ago

Samsung has a clue

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Franzia 6 points 3 years ago

Why would you hold in a fart? Better out than in.

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PapaStevesy 14 points 3 years ago

You must be young, you'll soon learn that farts cannot be trusted.

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cheese_greater 3 points 3 years ago

K that happened like once; let it go ( ;)

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GoosLife 15 points 3 years ago

Compiler error: Expected ) Found ; On line 1

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cheese_greater 1 point 3 years ago

What does this do, is it like just a debugging output?

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threelonmusketeers 1 point 3 years ago

Relevant xkcd

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awnery 7 points 3 years ago

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MeanEYE 5 points 3 years ago

You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.

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awnery 2 points 3 years ago

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cheese_greater 5 points 3 years ago

Shrek farts are simultaneously terrifying, mortifying, and for sure like a fetish or rule34 thing

Edit: mudbath for anyone in this trying time? Only gently used

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mateomaui 2 points 3 years ago

One day you’ll have a long elevator ride with the wrong person.