Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

3 years ago by 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚 to c/noncredibledefense

teft 149 points 3 years ago

I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

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ApeNo1 48 points 3 years ago
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Toes 14 points 3 years ago

Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.

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roguetrick 10 points 3 years ago

Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.

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psycho_driver 4 points 3 years ago

It's the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.

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nuke 60 points 3 years ago

This is clear escalation and we need to act now

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theodewere 26 points 3 years ago

we can't afford to have a table gap

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hemko 11 points 3 years ago

Name checks out

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Amaltheamannen 9 points 3 years ago

We need to close the table gap

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SubArcticTundra 48 points 3 years ago

If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

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Teon 27 points 3 years ago

Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.

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Arigion 17 points 3 years ago

Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: https://youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF

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zerosignal 2 points 3 years ago

Power Query might solve your problem. You can do a text to columns with as many custom delimiters as you want.

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Arigion 4 points 3 years ago

Thanks for trying to help. But that's the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes. And every time you'll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.

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WalrusDragonOnABike 4 points 3 years ago

Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.

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Teon 5 points 3 years ago

Too late, putin was always unstable.

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IkarusHagen2 2 points 3 years ago

But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable

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agentsquirrel 3 points 3 years ago

Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.

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SubArcticTundra 44 points 3 years ago

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verity_kindle 8 points 3 years ago

Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.

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AtmaJnana 14 points 3 years ago path: 0 4909472 4916525 4917138, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 1
p03locke 2 points 3 years ago

Yep, that's the exact silhouette.

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PersnickityPenguin 11 points 3 years ago

That's clearly Saddam Hussein

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nuke 5 points 3 years ago

This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak

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BradleyUffner 3 points 3 years ago

It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.

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bradorsomething 27 points 3 years ago

Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

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zerosignal 23 points 3 years ago

Does this mean he's not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don't want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

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Lolman228 11 points 3 years ago

He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable

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remer 19 points 3 years ago path: 0 4908879, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 7
HerbalGamer 10 points 3 years ago

assignation

assassination?

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LemonDrop 14 points 3 years ago

Ass in nation

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remer 9 points 3 years ago

Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading

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HerbalGamer 9 points 3 years ago

you mean proofreading? :p

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remer 9 points 3 years ago

Oh shit. Yup lol

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Classy 3 points 3 years ago

Hilter

Hitler?

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remer 3 points 3 years ago

Yup lol. Oof

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CMGX78 17 points 3 years ago

That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

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psycho_driver 15 points 3 years ago

Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.

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RampantParanoia2365 15 points 3 years ago

Maybe that's why Intel is involved in the project.

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theodewere 5 points 3 years ago

IT setting up Wi-Fi repeaters to cover the whole table

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ElBarto 14 points 3 years ago

You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It's connected to the chair he's in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.

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squaresinger 10 points 3 years ago

He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.

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veroxii 5 points 3 years ago

I mean that's the point. He's clearly Don Putin in this configuration.

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Donkeytown 10 points 3 years ago
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AngryCommieKender 3 points 3 years ago

Woo Loo Loo

Woo Loo Loo

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jaybone 8 points 3 years ago

Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?

It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.

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bane_killgrind 3 points 3 years ago

Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.

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PilferJynx 3 points 3 years ago

Security and camera angles.

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fleabomber 6 points 3 years ago

It's the polonium.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 3 years ago

Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving dinner.

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salton -3 points 3 years ago
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