Thank you, young feller

3 years ago by j_roby to c/memes

darcy 42 points 3 years ago

hard r in feller?

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ech 10 points 3 years ago

If that's not part of the joke, it should be.

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Potatos_are_not_friends 5 points 3 years ago

I laughed way too hard at that

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pruwybn 36 points 3 years ago

That kid is clearly about to get hit by the train too.

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Rentlar 27 points 3 years ago

PSA: Stay at minimum 10ft/3m away from the edge of the rail ties to avoid being hit by a passing train. Trains can extend further out than the rail by almost a full metre.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 3 years ago

What are the other two metres for then?

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Rentlar 8 points 3 years ago

Hey that's a fair question you pose. If you were to fall forward due to tripping, losing your balance from a gust of wind as the train passes or whatever, your head wouldn't be taken as a souvenir for the train.

And since I want this advice to gauge agnostic, and different areas will have different standards for maximum rolling stock dimensions, the buffer will account for almost anything someone would be likely to encounter at crossings.

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Saganastic 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 5080883 5082231 5089118 5089419, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 3 years ago

I hate them conductors with the six foot legs.

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idunnololz 0 points 3 years ago

E Q U A L I T Y

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metaStatic 25 points 3 years ago

I'm wearing a what now?

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Ichi_matsu 11 points 3 years ago

Clayton Bigsby

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Potatos_are_not_friends 8 points 3 years ago

This always gets me

In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a n***er lover."

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pineapplelover 2 points 3 years ago

Bro is he wearing a boy scout uniform?

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