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Zehzin 119 points 3 years ago

Command doesn't work if the creature doesn't understand the language, and that word isn't in the bard's vocabulary

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sammytheman666 12 points 3 years ago

You just killed him dude !

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Susaga 79 points 3 years ago

"Dude, it's a sleeping dragon. If I wake it up, it'll just be pissed at me. If I try and do anything while it's asleep, I'm scum. I get the horny bard jokes, but I'm a little offended you think so little of me.

Besides, the spell only lasts 1 round. I can easily go 6 seconds without fucking. I just think about your god and I go flaccid."

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Xanthrax 20 points 3 years ago

All this is true unless your Bard's named "Donkay".

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Susaga 15 points 3 years ago

The movie doesn't actually show if she was asleep or not when Donkey first encountered her. She had her eyes closed and then opened it very quickly, immediately pulling back and breathing fire at him as he fled. She was pissed at him.

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GBU_28 6 points 3 years ago

Boom. Spell complete

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GreenMario 62 points 3 years ago

The bard:

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PunnyName 22 points 3 years ago

OMG, and using Donkey‽ Amazing

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Klaymore 22 points 3 years ago

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Bizarroland 8 points 3 years ago

You might want to tuck that lip in before a fly lands on it. You should just count your blessings that he didn't use power word autofellatio

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Nikko882 49 points 3 years ago

Command has a range of 60 ft. If it was 5 ft. the approach command would be pretty useless.

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TheGiantKorean 33 points 3 years ago

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Zehzin 28 points 3 years ago

If you're gonna do that there's a way that doesn't spend a spell slot

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Viking_Hippie 12 points 3 years ago

Is that a grapple check or athletics?

Maybe a series of contested athletics check with the opposing rolls getting gradually higher penalties for..reasons..

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ArbitraryValue 6 points 3 years ago

Your Dex vs the bard's Cha.

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merc 23 points 3 years ago

A round is roughly 6 seconds, that seems like a pretty normal timeframe.

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TheGiantKorean 3 points 3 years ago

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merc 5 points 3 years ago

*its hoard

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DontTreadOnBigfoot 3 points 3 years ago

Can confirm.

Am Lemmy user and TTRPG player and use interrobangs on occasion

Edit: wtf. I know I clicked reply under that comment. Oh well

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Sotuanduso 5 points 3 years ago

This comment is likely meant as a reply to https://lemm.ee/comment/5804251

Man, it'd be nice to have a fediverse-friendly way to link to comments.

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