Decision Rule

3 years ago by MageToLight to c/196

edinbruh 40 points 3 years ago

I choose the 10 millions, thanks

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epicsninja 23 points 3 years ago

10 million isn't a bad deal, but it's so hard to find good bugs today so I think I'll take the bugs.

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Narrrz 12 points 3 years ago

Damn, that's a tough call. It's free to sleep there, right? The savings in rent might almost be worth it at this point

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yote_zip 10 points 3 years ago

I need the bugs

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chaos_rat 10 points 3 years ago

The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of "student" apartaments I've visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I'm polish. I'm used to cockroaches.

Where's my $10Mil?

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HuddaBudda 5 points 3 years ago

Big problems sometimes have easy solutions

Step 1, set up bug bomb and commit mass genocide on the insect population

Step 2: spend 3-6 hours away from the home doing errands or meeting up with a friend.

Step 3: Vacuum or sweep

Step 4: laugh your way to the bank with a $9,999,990

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banned 4 points 3 years ago

No it be more like

Step 4: sleep in boring non-bug filled bathroom for 9 days

Step 5: go home with no cash because you chose bathroom vacation instead of cash

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sycamore 3 points 3 years ago

It sounds like you chose the big room so no money for you.

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parrot-party 4 points 3 years ago

The German (cockroaches) are invading again?

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chaos_rat 4 points 3 years ago

No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.

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Fosheze 9 points 3 years ago

Sure why not. It would.just remind me of summer camp. When it comes to waking up effectively coffee doesn't even come close to the feeling of a cockroch running across your face.

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DaGeek247 11 points 3 years ago

I'd just take the cash, honestly.

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Holzkohlen 3 points 3 years ago

Do you think there is a market for an alarm clock which utilizes tactical cockroaches to run across your face?

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claymore 8 points 3 years ago

I'm a bit hungry so give me the room please thanks

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MetroIsntAMetro 8 points 3 years ago

I'll take the cash rather than sleeping there

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sycamore 7 points 3 years ago

I'd take the cash, to be honest.

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TragicNotCute 6 points 3 years ago

…OR?!

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anothercatgirl 4 points 3 years ago
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victoria 2 points 3 years ago

eepy

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ndsvw 1 point 3 years ago
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