Bowser knows how to pick em

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/funny

spudwart 22 points 3 years ago

Congratulations, Nintendo has recognized that you inspired them.

The lawsuit is now pending.

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0ops 14 points 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure peaches come from a can

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NakariLexfortaine 11 points 3 years ago

Oh? What's next, you're going to tell us there's a man in a big factory downtown who puts said peaches in a can?

Preposterous.

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chemical_cutthroat 5 points 3 years ago

Fine, I'll just keep all of the peaches for myself. Millions of peaches. Peaches for me.

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s1ndr0m3 10 points 3 years ago

They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

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FMT99 3 points 3 years ago

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Norgur 10 points 3 years ago

Your peaches are in another Walmart

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rjc 1 point 3 years ago

*HyVee

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KnowledgeableNip 6 points 3 years ago

Someone has amazing handwriting or they took the time to whip out stencils, either way I'm impressed.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 4 points 3 years ago

Some people are just impressively neat and consistent. I will probably have chicken scratch for the rest of my life.

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Stoney_Logica1 5 points 3 years ago

Nectarines, nectarines, nectarines, nectarines, nectarines...

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siliril 4 points 3 years ago

Best part of that movie for sure

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