shartworx 26 points 3 years ago

he littorally died

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Tvkan 21 points 3 years ago

Are you shore?

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Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 3 years ago

Best pun I've heard in months at least. I love this

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IjonTichy 20 points 3 years ago

You young whippersnappers ppl don't remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.

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tetris11 7 points 3 years ago

Can confirm, I died like twice in the 90s. In the 00s it was only a concussion, in the 10s it was a headache, and nowadays? Well apparently you can even drink it.

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Herbstzeitlose 14 points 3 years ago

This kills the hominin.

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AllNewTypeFace 12 points 3 years ago

Dihydrogen monoxide is not to be messed with. Even a tiny amount can prove fatal.

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FlyingSquid 8 points 3 years ago

Sounds pretty much like how my life will turn out.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 3 years ago

Lucky bastard.

I could never afford to die waterfront.

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FlyingSquid 7 points 3 years ago

I've got a trust fund. My father invested heavily in knapped flint hand axes and scrapers.

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Kusimulkku 4 points 3 years ago

It do be like that

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nailbar 3 points 3 years ago

The mud was foreshadowing

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RizzRustbolt 1 point 3 years ago

It was aliens!

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