Do aliens poop?

3 years ago by AyyLMAO to c/poopandpost

I've never even heard about aliens eating.

What do you think?

Sexypink 3 points 3 years ago

Yes, out of their mouths

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AyyLMAO 2 points 3 years ago

I'm hesitant to ask, but how do they eat then?

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Sexypink 1 point 3 years ago

Through their ass

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MiddleWeigh 3 points 3 years ago

It depends. Some aliens are prob very similar to life on earth. The ones flying around in ufos are probably closer to extra dimensional beings. Whether or not they also exist at a slower vibrational speed, idk. If so they prob poop...Perhaps they are even us in the future, or our own thoughts projected out into the universe.

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masterofballs 2 points 3 years ago

the ones in ufo's might just be robots. Easier to send a purpose built AI across the universe than a being that spent millions of years adapting to a single ecosystem. the second one you would have to bring the ecosystem with you.

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AyyLMAO 2 points 3 years ago

Why robots and AI's? Why not biodrones and ships with a built in, living brain remote controlling them through something similar to telepathy?

Or autonomous clones, grown and taught to specification on-site?

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masterofballs 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah something like that.

Really hard to transport living things across the Cosmos. Might be impossible.

Data on the other hand is easy.

We will send AI to distant places long before we send people.

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AyyLMAO 2 points 3 years ago

Really hard to transport living things across the Cosmos. Might be impossible.

A couple of thousand years ago one might have said the same about the Atlantic ocean. I don't think we know the full extent of how the universe works yet.

Hypothesized civilizations like class 4 and above on the Kardashev scale could potentially just cut out a part of the cosmos and move it closer if the travel distance was an issue. Or temporarily just freeze time.

You know, just hyperbeings of pure energy stuff.

We will send AI to distant places long before we send people.

Agreed! Unless something fucky is going on behind the scenes, which most definitively is going on, artificial entities will be humans emissaries to the stars. Lets hope they don't accidentally start a war on our behalf or something.

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AyyLMAO 1 point 3 years ago

Some aliens are prob very similar to life on earth.

Makes sense in the way that we've not met anything not similar to life on earth so far, so we have no reason to assume something else exists.

The ones flying around in ufos are probably closer to extra dimensional beings.

What is an extra dimensional?

Perhaps they are even us in the future, or our own thoughts projected out into the universe.

Perhaps. At least thoughts don't poop. I think. Does wet brainfarts count?

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Wigglehard 2 points 3 years ago

Yes aliens poop, that’s how stars are born lol

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AyyLMAO 1 point 3 years ago

Gives stardust a whole new meaning.

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Wigglehard 2 points 3 years ago

Ziggy stardust!!!!

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Lovstuhagen 1 point 3 years ago

Every single living thing needs to have some waste disposal ability, right... provided it consumes anything on any level to live...

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AyyLMAO 2 points 3 years ago

Every single living thing needs to have some waste disposal ability, right…

An adult mayfly doesn't poop. Once it comes out of the final cocoon it doesn't even have a mouth (I hope it doesn't feel like screaming).

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Lovstuhagen 2 points 3 years ago

I would need someone to elaborate on this, lol.

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AyyLMAO 2 points 3 years ago

The sole purpose of a fully grown mayfly is procreation. It literally doesn't have a mouth, only vestigal mandibles. The final stage of their lives after metamorphosis and emerging from their cocoon is literally fucking around until they die - Usually within a day.

I was trying to allude to the possibility that alien beings wouldn't necessarily need a waste disposal facility as you so charmingly call it. They could be custom made for particular missions and wouldn't need a digestive system and thus no anus between them alien cheeks.

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Lovstuhagen 1 point 3 years ago

That is really interesting, honestly.

Insects are an alien world.

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Owner_of_donky 1 point 3 years ago

No, they have black hole instead of stomach

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