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AnalogAllamma

@lemmy.world

AnalogAllamma 58 points 5 days ago

Fun facts about Mormonism no one ever talks about (not even the Jews, and Mormons themselves):

If you're baptized Mormon, you're are adopted into the house of Israel, thus becoming an "adopted" Jew. Organizations like the JDL are well aware of this Mormon belief, yet they don't seem to care, or maybe they do but choose not to publicize it. For what reason?

Elohim is the name of the Mormon God, although his name is not to be uttered (oops!). The Jewish God bears the same name, amongst various other names, depending on which Rabbi's argument is presented.

Mormons believe in the city of Zion, as the New Jerusalem, to established on the American continent before near the time of the new mellenium. It's both a literal and figurative belief.

Related note: Utah is home to the largest NSA data center, where a lot of Mormons get hired to work there. On google maps, they changed the name "NSA Data Center" to "Utah Data Center". Check out the Google reviews for some insight on what the locals think about that place.

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AnalogAllamma 23 points 5 days ago

If you find yourself constantly surrounded by a bunch malignant narcissists, you're always the one apologizing, so no worries there.

The closest thing to an apology I've heard from these types of people is "I have my faults". Word for word from multiple individuals.

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AnalogAllamma 9 points 6 days ago

A single visit Stone Cold Creamery must of triggered it.

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AnalogAllamma 5 points 5 days ago

Larry Elision

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AnalogAllamma 6 points 6 days ago

Lol you read my mind

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AnalogAllamma 6 points 6 days ago

There's a reason it's called the Beehive State.

Initiate hive mind resistance protocol

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AnalogAllamma 5 points 6 days ago

Sherbet

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AnalogAllamma 5 points 6 days ago

Congrats mang! Keep it up!

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AnalogAllamma 10 points 7 days ago

Everything is gay

-Also Kurt Cobain

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AnalogAllamma 6 points 6 days ago

Miniature unarmed Yetti.

Edit: unarmed sounds better than "no armed".

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AnalogAllamma 4 points 6 days ago

A step above a skallywag.

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AnalogAllamma 3 points 5 days ago

S.A.T.A.N. vs C.H.R.I.S.T.: the War for the Human Mind

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AnalogAllamma 2 points 5 days ago

But do you believe it's not butter?

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AnalogAllamma 2 points 6 days ago

It's fast as hell!

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AnalogAllamma 2 points 6 days ago

I love it

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AnalogAllamma 2 points 6 days ago

Beautiful shot!

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AnalogAllamma 4 points 7 days ago

Oops, I stand corrected

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AnalogAllamma 3 points 6 days ago

Tastes exactly like I would imagine tree sap would taste.

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