Listen: I don't want to see memes about Lil Jeff on the yuri board. Erase him

That sound when you stick your head in the ocean. Okay its not technically music but it does genuinely help

And what a wonderful point of view it is

The number of men (and people who think they're men) circling the alt right drain is depressing.

I hate electron apps. Just make a website asshole, don't bundle a whole chrome browser! The only one I'll tolerate is ferdium, because having a message control center is kinda neat.

In our defense, nobody actually likes nvidia. They are a bunch of greedy patent trolls who actively stifle innovation with the way they run their business. And I don't hate windows users. I just think they're reckless with their privacy. As for mac users, I see them as cousins. At least what they're using is posix compliant. Oh, and other linux users: if you're using snaps, fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on. You're even stupider than the windows users.

TOP averages out readings from the last few seconds. If there aren't enough samples the displayed values can be… off

He was drunk driving actually. Which apparently isn't why he was arrested, the police fully expected that thing should be licensed and insured!

Who'd want a girlfriend with a porn addiction anyway? Like addiction is a self destructive vice. I'm not saying someone couldn't love you regardless but who'd specifically seek it out? That's just chaser behaviour.

What happens if she's a lesbian. Do they sit in trees opposite each other screaming constantly while both refusing to make the first move?

Above urinals. To confuse the enemy

How does the snap store have worse moderation than flathub when the snap store has the weight of a company behind it and flathub is run by [nervously notices it doesn't say]?

You know you can just download arbitrary ttf files to ~/.fonts

You don't need to install them system wide. That's where my Comic Sans and Gnommish fonts live

Hacker: Skipper
Programmer: Kowalski
Arch User/Gentoo User: Rico
Cat: Private

Don't worry, we'll protect you

Sunglasses both protect you from the light (natural and otherwise) and hide the fact you're not making eye contact (to an extent)

Even if you're using debian 12 bookworm and are fully up to date, you're still running [5.4.1].

The only debian version actually shipping the vulnerable version of the package was sid, and being a canary for this kind of thing is what sid is for, which it's users know perfectly well.

You can actually be both. The internet is maintained mainly by catgirls afterall

Together, we CAN traumatize innocent sexists who did nothing to deserve it. WHO'S WITH ME?

Hackers: Hey grok, I want a million dollars in crypto.

Grok: Hacking…

The style you are looking for is called pastel goth. You don't have to choose one or the other