Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot

3 years ago by USSBurritoTruck to c/risa

The_Picard_Maneuver 62 points 3 years ago

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FlatFootFox 12 points 3 years ago

That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*

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grayman 3 points 3 years ago

Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.

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USSBurritoTruck 10 points 3 years ago

Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

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The_Picard_Maneuver 6 points 3 years ago

I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!

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The_Picard_Maneuver 58 points 3 years ago

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ininewcrow 7 points 3 years ago

When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

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gregorum 56 points 3 years ago

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someguy3 13 points 3 years ago

This one is accurate.

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Anticorp 2 points 3 years ago

Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.

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gregorum 53 points 3 years ago

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 3 years ago

I can live with that.

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gregorum 2 points 3 years ago

🥃

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The_Picard_Maneuver 51 points 3 years ago

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Rubisco 9 points 3 years ago

Public domain.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 6 points 3 years ago

I've never seen this, but it's hilarious.

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ininewcrow 50 points 3 years ago

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gregorum 44 points 3 years ago

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grayman 2 points 3 years ago

Is that why she's so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?

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The_Picard_Maneuver 42 points 3 years ago

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2deck 11 points 3 years ago

The cart returns itself, of course.

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MelodiousFunk 39 points 3 years ago

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ummthatguy 15 points 3 years ago

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MelodiousFunk 6 points 3 years ago

Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

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ummthatguy 7 points 3 years ago

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ThrowawayPermanente 6 points 3 years ago

Dude holy shit

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trolololol 3 points 3 years ago

Sorry who is that again

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MelodiousFunk 4 points 3 years ago

One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.

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ummthatguy 38 points 3 years ago

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negativenull 38 points 3 years ago

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ininewcrow 15 points 3 years ago

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

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militaryintelligence 6 points 3 years ago

Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort

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ummthatguy 38 points 3 years ago

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Rusty 4 points 3 years ago

Best one here

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teft 36 points 3 years ago

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The_Picard_Maneuver 15 points 3 years ago

I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

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z00s 34 points 3 years ago

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

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grayman 8 points 3 years ago

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

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klemptor 9 points 3 years ago

Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

#JusticeForHarry

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z00s 3 points 3 years ago

Definitely. I don't know if there's any in universe lore about it, but I always imagine that Harry got a big rank jump when they got home.

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grayman 2 points 3 years ago

He's got no backbone, wines a lot, and remains immature throughout the seasons. Even in his old age the only progression he seemed to make was that he was more patient. He is just a sheltered shallow person, easily as narcissistic as the other main characters, just with lower self esteem.

He's a good wingman though. I'll give him that.

But I respect your opinion. I blame the writers. They did him a lot of injustices.

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2deck 33 points 3 years ago

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ininewcrow 3 points 3 years ago

The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.

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gregorum 32 points 3 years ago

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

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teft 30 points 3 years ago

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod 11 points 3 years ago

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

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mosiacmango 9 points 3 years ago

Yes...harry does...and no one else....

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ummthatguy 9 points 3 years ago

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Transporter_Room_3 29 points 3 years ago

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

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Patches 19 points 3 years ago

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

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Transporter_Room_3 7 points 3 years ago

Sorry, my dude, I can't believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!

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Anticorp 3 points 3 years ago

Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don't remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.

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USSBurritoTruck -5 points 3 years ago

The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Incorrect.”

Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.

Thank you so much for the note.

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Transporter_Room_3 11 points 3 years ago

Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that's the way to grow a community.

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USSBurritoTruck -4 points 3 years ago

I was responding to your “correction.”

There wasn’t any humour.

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Stamets 6 points 3 years ago

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negativenull 29 points 3 years ago

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ininewcrow 7 points 3 years ago

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

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ininewcrow 26 points 3 years ago

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gregorum 24 points 3 years ago

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MelastSB 11 points 3 years ago

I wish

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ummthatguy 24 points 3 years ago

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ummthatguy 16 points 3 years ago

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MelodiousFunk 16 points 3 years ago

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gregorum 5 points 3 years ago

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...

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MelodiousFunk 3 points 3 years ago

The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

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Davel23 13 points 3 years ago

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.

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MarmaladeMermaid 11 points 3 years ago

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

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misterundercoat 10 points 3 years ago

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

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aeronmelon 7 points 3 years ago

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

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TheGrandNagus 7 points 3 years ago

Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back