Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.

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foo 7 points 3 years ago

inb4 c/toiletthoughts

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matricaria 4 points 3 years ago

It’s called shitposting.

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gun 6 points 3 years ago

the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought

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SomeOtherUsername 5 points 3 years ago

3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted

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SmallAlmond 5 points 3 years ago

And if I don't have thoughts on either what's my problem?

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SexualPolytope 1 point 3 years ago

Are you one of those people who don't have an internal dialogue?

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SmallAlmond 2 points 3 years ago

Well yea I do talk internally to myself, but not "shower thoughts", I wish I did tho

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lazylion_ca 3 points 3 years ago

Do you wake up with eureka moments?

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SmallAlmond 2 points 3 years ago

Not often, and they are not quite the level of a showerthought

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CaffeinatedNerd 5 points 3 years ago

Only if I forget my phone in the toilet

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LachlanUnchained 4 points 3 years ago

On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.

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SexualPolytope 2 points 3 years ago

But in the shower tend to come up with you

😨 😨 😨

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LachlanUnchained 2 points 3 years ago

Bloody Siri

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mySFWaccount 3 points 3 years ago

Which kind of thought was this one?

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SexualPolytope 1 point 3 years ago

Constipation

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mySFWaccount 1 point 3 years ago

I applaud you for your honesty.

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Stan 3 points 3 years ago

Me more for their patience.

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fing3r 3 points 3 years ago

Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.

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Draegur 2 points 3 years ago

Excremeditation.

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OceanEyes 0 points 3 years ago

Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.

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showerthoughts

@lemmy.world

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

All posts must be showerthoughts
The entire showerthought must be in the title
No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
Posts must be original/unique
Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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showerthoughts

@lemmy.world

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

All posts must be showerthoughts
The entire showerthought must be in the title
No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
Posts must be original/unique
Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

go to feed...