Someone posted a can of beans saying Lemmy will upvote anything. But will Lemmy upvote SPAM?

3 years ago by iam to c/lemmyshitpost

iKR 45 points 3 years ago

Dude it's spam

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iam 2 points 3 years ago
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PatFussy 27 points 3 years ago

Downvoted for spam

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mightyfoolish 24 points 3 years ago

Spam filters must be on the fritz.

Smacks instance approximately where filters are.

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HoboTurducken 10 points 3 years ago

I just downbeaned your comment.

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jacktherippah 15 points 3 years ago

Do we have a /c/angryupvote here?

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irich 11 points 3 years ago path: 0 881518 881805, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 1
blackluster117 4 points 3 years ago path: 0 881518 881805 906429, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
alextastic 12 points 3 years ago

No, stop.

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hiyaaaaa23 10 points 3 years ago

Reported because of spam

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Gru 2 points 3 years ago

Deported because of spam

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Tebza255 10 points 3 years ago

Most of the apps requires an upvote to hide post. That could be the reason.

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VikingHippie 5 points 3 years ago

Dude, what? That can't be true 🤦 Definitely isn't on Liftoff

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Tebza255 4 points 3 years ago

I use Connect, before today update, if you want to auto hide read posts you had to upvote or comment, up voting was the easier one hence a lot unexplainable upvotes.

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tomcatt360 1 point 2 years ago

I mean, you can also downvote...

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zwiebeltee 10 points 3 years ago

When you read it backwards it spells MAPS. Does Lemmy upvote Maps?

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Kolanaki 6 points 3 years ago

Geography related maps? Yes.

Pedophile related maps? No.

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abbadon420 2 points 3 years ago

What's a pedophile related map? Do I even want to know or should I spare my innocence?

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wtfeweguys 9 points 3 years ago

Nice try spam marketing dept

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x4740N 3 points 3 years ago

Weirdly this is the only post on op's profile with only a few comments made by them so this could actually be a legitimate concern

I.e. viral marketing

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MargotRobbie 9 points 3 years ago

Oh, I know this one!

Spam is also great in spicy or tomato soups, especially with rice and rice cakes. Do add less salt to the soup though, spam has a lot of salt in there already.

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YoFrodo 5 points 3 years ago

also Spam Musubi is amazing

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errer 2 points 3 years ago

Hawaiian breakfast too: spam, eggs, rice. So simple yet so good.

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meanmon13 8 points 3 years ago

Spam fries are delicious :-) Fried spam is also a great breakfast food.

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spicytuna62 3 points 3 years ago

I first heard of Spam and eggs after watching 50 First Dates when I was a kid. I love the stuff. It shortens lifespans, sure, but am I really living if I'm not eating something delicious from time to time?

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pancdarien 8 points 3 years ago

We do upvote everything after all

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Nested_Array 7 points 3 years ago

The only spam I upvote is Spam in a can and Monty Python's spam skit.

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thesanewriter 7 points 3 years ago

The answer is clearly yes, though it's a shame, I had hoped Lemmy would avoid spam posts for longer.

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Apeman42 7 points 3 years ago path: 0 918986, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 1
x4740N 5 points 3 years ago

Doesn't spam also have a shit ton of sodium in it if I recall correctly

Spam is salty, just like spez

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Steveanonymous 7 points 3 years ago

Upvote because spam

Downvote because it’s spam of spam

Neutral

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ExploringLiterature 7 points 3 years ago

Me angrily upvoting the post because I hate SPAM email but I love SPAM:

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Emanresu 6 points 3 years ago
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Pog 6 points 3 years ago

I do love me a heart attack in a can!

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Thteven 2 points 3 years ago

Plenty of sodium and nitrates in every can. Make your cardiologist shit their pants with this one tasty trick.

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murkeyindividual2 6 points 3 years ago

S P A M

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cicadagen 7 points 3 years ago

S P A M

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x4740N 4 points 3 years ago

S P A M

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DAC_Protogen 2 points 3 years ago

(: ¡ɯɐds uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ

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remotelove 1 point 3 years ago

Baked beans.

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MercuryUprising 6 points 3 years ago

Fun fact, in Japan they consider Spam delicious for some bizarre reason. Maybe it's the culinary equivalent of tentacle porn, I don't know. But one way to eat it is called Spam Musabi and it looks like sushi.

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Brandon658 9 points 3 years ago

But Spam is pretty good.

Butter some bread to toast, cook up some bacon, fry the spam in that, toss on some cheddar cheese and you've a great sandwich. (I dislike egg but that's probably a great addition too.) Pepper to taste.

Ignore the multiple grams worth of salt you'll be taking in. It's worth it.

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amadeus 8 points 3 years ago

Spam Musabi is actually Hawaiian! Although it is enjoyed in Japan as well I think

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MercuryUprising 3 points 3 years ago

Oh shit, I had no idea. I've never eaten it, I just remember seeing it in an article more than a decade ago and thought it was super weird

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x4740N 3 points 3 years ago

It's the salt, human bodies crave salt when they are low on it and human bodies will want to get salt from wherever they can

Salt also improves flavour and spam has a shit ton of it

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iturnedintoanewt 2 points 3 years ago

So how about the Okinawa Onigiri?

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Cyna 5 points 3 years ago path: 0 882407, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
Jackolantern 5 points 3 years ago

Of course!

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martinbasic 5 points 3 years ago

Here I go

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mechoman444 5 points 3 years ago

Yes... Yes I think I will.

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shzammm 5 points 3 years ago

Slice that up, fry it crispy, and get some rice!

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mark_dennis1199 5 points 3 years ago

Lovely Spam, wonderful spam!

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kwot 5 points 3 years ago
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MrClayman 7 points 3 years ago

Something

Penetrates

All

Mediums

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Thteven 1 point 3 years ago

What about me? I'm more a large.

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Ddhuud 4 points 3 years ago

No, only beans

Jk

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Thteven 2 points 3 years ago

I like beans but I need protein and...stuff too.

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MilkToastGhost 4 points 3 years ago

Rule 3 protest 😂

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Stinkywinks 4 points 3 years ago

They don't upvote carrots

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Seven 4 points 3 years ago

spamming spam I see

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otter_bee 4 points 3 years ago

yes, because I improperly judged spam. I thought it was icky, then I went to Hawaii.

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dabnpits 3 points 3 years ago

I already love spam, but tell me more. Do they have some killer recipe I should know about?

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otter_bee 3 points 3 years ago

It really just opened my eyes to Spam Musubi, which I'm assuming as someone who likes spam is already aware of, but if not..

https://www.favfamilyrecipes.com/musubi/ heres a basic recipe.

Outside of this, it's just commonly used as a meat option in food, like in a dish that may have ham it'd have spam as an option.

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x4740N 1 point 3 years ago

Pretty sure Micheal Reeves has made some before

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Selmafudd 1 point 3 years ago

I'm a fiend for some Spam Musubi

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hawkwind 4 points 3 years ago

Try klik

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miles 4 points 3 years ago

salty

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dimlo 4 points 3 years ago

No.

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Kindasorta 3 points 3 years ago

A lot.

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vklortho 3 points 3 years ago

Then don't knock it, it's got it's own key.

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TommySalami 3 points 3 years ago

Dont knock it man, it's got its own key!

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Pregnenolone 3 points 3 years ago

This is getting very old, very quick

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ITypeWithMyDick 1 point 3 years ago

Yes it is, and im upvoting anyways!

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DeKo_xD 2 points 3 years ago

Sure, why not?

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WillyG 2 points 3 years ago

Would upvote, but current vote count is perfect

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OPHanma 2 points 3 years ago

Oh dear god, here we go again

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AvaAmazing 1 point 3 years ago

Every since people lost all their karma from migrating to lemmy there has been so much just upvote begging, and stupid trash post. It's crazy to what happens to a redditor when they lose all their karma.

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son_named_bort 2 points 3 years ago

No we will not.

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LiaWong 2 points 3 years ago

I'll always be there for the food that was there for me

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Lizardqueen 2 points 3 years ago

I fucking love spam

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weirdly_austin 2 points 3 years ago

It's just a model.

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mykl 2 points 3 years ago

Spamageddon.

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LokyinN 2 points 3 years ago

a can of spam what next? peas

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boeman 3 points 3 years ago

I've already used the 'give peas a chance' joke on Lemmy... I'm kinda sad I spent that one already.

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ezmack 2 points 3 years ago

It's no scrapple but I'll go along with it

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Ryan213 2 points 3 years ago

Will always upvote Spam. Best food in a can!

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minhkiet2 2 points 3 years ago

I WILL also get a pan, slice some onions, chop some chilly, put all of those together, add some water and stir for 5 minutes on medium heat Tastes great

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b1_ 2 points 3 years ago

Mmm, spam...

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popekingjoe 1 point 3 years ago

I mean... Yeah.

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c4lm 1 point 3 years ago

No

Maybe it tastes nice idk, but it smells like something I'd (reluctantly) feed to my dog!

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remotelove 1 point 3 years ago

Yes.

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navitux 1 point 3 years ago

yes

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