Don't cut yourself on that edge

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/lemmyshitpost

JaymesRS 52 points 3 years ago

This is incredibly offensive; even with good trigger discipline (which is unclear at best from this image), don’t rest your gun’s barrel so close or even pointing at your leg.

path: 0 7279702, hotness: undefined, score: 52, children: 9
Szymon 42 points 3 years ago

RELAX liberal, it's called DARK HUMOR when you give yourself a life altering injury.

path: 0 7279702 7279869, hotness: undefined, score: 42, children: 2
JaymesRS 14 points 3 years ago

OH, is it also “DARK HUMOR” to point out how unrealistic and painful that wrist angle is‽‽

path: 0 7279702 7279869 7280316, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 0
fl42v 7 points 3 years ago

Nah, dude's just a c programmer.

path: 0 7279702 7279869 7280712, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
PhlubbaDubba 5 points 3 years ago

Looks like his finger's off the trigger, plus it's Jason Todd so that suit is about 90% spare ammunition by mass, decent odds the gun's not even loaded yet.

path: 0 7279702 7286277, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
Scubus 2 points 3 years ago

It kinda looks a little like an alternate Deadpool, I don't think he will have problems with shooting his leg off.

path: 0 7279702 7286099, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 4
JaymesRS 5 points 3 years ago

I’m pretty sure it’s Red Hood (aka Jason Todd)

path: 0 7279702 7286099 7286211, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
Scubus 5 points 3 years ago

Ah, so his kryptonite is crowbars, not guns?

path: 0 7279702 7286099 7286211 7286230, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 1
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 point 3 years ago

Technically it was the bomb that killed him, not the crowbar.

Of course, from a more meta perspective it was the readers who killed him via phone-vote.

path: 0 7279702 7286099 7286211 7286230 7301433, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
afraid_of_zombies 1 point 3 years ago

If you zoom in a bit the red on his chest is the Batman symbol shaped. Also getting Jason Todd vibes.

path: 0 7279702 7286099 7302367, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
ininewcrow 26 points 3 years ago

I'm 13 and a half and this is deep

path: 0 7280103, hotness: undefined, score: 26, children: 0
mp3 24 points 3 years ago

Nice afartment you got there

path: 0 7280807, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 0
LinkOpensChest_wav 20 points 3 years ago

Blocked, reported, and banished to the phantom zone

path: 0 7281077, hotness: undefined, score: 20, children: 3
Noodle07 18 points 3 years ago

Fhantom*

path: 0 7281077 7281221, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 1
Klear 1 point 3 years ago

refarted*

path: 0 7281077 7281221 7302829, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
GardenVarietyAnxiety 7 points 3 years ago

We don't want them. >=[

path: 0 7281077 7281114, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
random_character_a 16 points 3 years ago

Just wondering why liberals would have problem with fart humor?

path: 0 7281292, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 4
Katana314 44 points 3 years ago

I don’t think they would - it’s just a meta-joke about conservative humor often being based around getting offended reactions from liberals rather than any wit of its own.

path: 0 7281292 7281366, hotness: undefined, score: 44, children: 1
HootinNHollerin 5 points 3 years ago path: 0 7281292 7281366 7285974, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
Potatos_are_not_friends 1 point 3 years ago

I can explain, as a liberal.

You see, were grossly offended by shitheads and bullshit. Farts tend to come from shitheads and bullshit.

There's many major pieces of shits right now. Like shitheads who want to stop kids from having free school lunch. Or focus on banning books. We are also deeply offended by bullshit like a "supposed" massive fleet of immigrants, or saying how we can't tax the rich. Or even worse, a mega asshole who speaks out of his fart mouth about how he pasta a cognitive test.

path: 0 7281292 7286272, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
RememberTheApollo_ 1 point 3 years ago

Furthermore, as a liberal, I am offended that you appropriated my offense for your own purposes. You don’t get to be offended for me, and if you fail to stand up for liberal ideals and be offended, I get to be offended about that too.

path: 0 7281292 7286272 7302241, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
PhlubbaDubba 13 points 3 years ago

Is anyone else actually kinda surprised that Red Hood doesn't get the same "I haven't read the comics at all" treatment from the thin blue skin crowd as The Punisher?

path: 0 7286351, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 3
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 3 years ago

Too recent and hasn't been in any (theatrically-released) movies. Plus, before he became the Red Hood he was most well-known for wearing green shorts and getting his head bashed in with a crowbar, which spoils the power fantasy a bit.

path: 0 7286351 7301396, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
Astronautical 1 point 3 years ago

Plus he only really came back with the last Crisis or something, so he's pretty fresh for lack of a better term

path: 0 7286351 7301396 7302806, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 3 years ago

Nah, he's been back since 2005, but that's still a lot more recent than the Punisher. There's also the problem that the most mainstream DC adaptations won't even touch Robin, and when they do it tends to be Dick Grayson. To get to Red hood, they'd have to introduce Dick, have him grow out of the Robin role, introduce a replacement Robin, kill him, then bring him back.

path: 0 7286351 7301396 7302806 7304426, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 9 points 3 years ago

It's "I hope we never part", now get it right or pay the price!

path: 0 7284527, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 1
lugal 3 points 3 years ago

I rather fay the frice!

path: 0 7284527 7285844, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Arthur_Leywin 9 points 3 years ago

ppm-> fpm

Farts per million is a better unit anyway.

path: 0 7302171, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
Retreaux 8 points 3 years ago

Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart reporting in

path: 0 7283095, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
TheNanaimoBarScene 6 points 3 years ago

f*rt

path: 0 7288332, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
femboy_bird 2 points 3 years ago

🤤

path: 0 7288332 7290744, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Johanno 3 points 3 years ago

Farty?

path: 0 7294410, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
Facebones 2 points 3 years ago

F - A - R - T - Why?

BECAUSE I ATEBEANS

path: 0 7294410 7302905, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
ceenote -13 points 3 years ago

Surely this is fake. Surely nobody sincerely believes a fart "joke" qualifies as dark humor.

path: 0 7280475, hotness: undefined, score: -13, children: 4
kittenzrulz123 24 points 3 years ago

-☝️🤓

path: 0 7280475 7280766, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 0
takeda 16 points 3 years ago

It can be dark if it is a shart.

path: 0 7280475 7281392, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 1
PhlubbaDubba 2 points 3 years ago

Best see a doctor if that's the case, could be a sign of an internal bleed,

Source, get to kick off valentine's day with a bunch of jokes about practicing my deepthroating because the hospital disregarded me saying I was dehydrated, finger blasted me for science, then referred me for an endoscopy

path: 0 7280475 7281392 7286319, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 3 years ago

Dude what color are your farts

path: 0 7280475 7289376, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
lemmyshitpost
lemmyshitpost

@lemmy.world

login for more options
42413
30974
14426

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

go to feed...