Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

3 years ago by Pandantic [they/them] to c/diwhy

eran_morad 37 points 3 years ago
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MrJameGumb 28 points 3 years ago

What kind of psychopath puts marble floors in their kitchen? I feel like they could almost pull off the grape skittle colored cabinets if they just had laminate flooring and maybe a wooden countertop lol

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grue 36 points 3 years ago

The purple cabinets could have worked if they were mid-century-modern steel cabinets or something instead of basic-bitch builder-grade wooden ones.

A quick-and-dirty Gimp hue shift of a random kitchen pic I found online to illustrate:

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Reverendender 29 points 3 years ago

It's better. But I still hate it.

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grue 14 points 3 years ago

I gotta be honest: my version looked a lot better, even with the purple hue, before I turned up the saturation and turned down the value to match OP's picture.

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PhlubbaDubba 7 points 3 years ago

Maybe a different shade to clash less with the rest of the room but yeah I can see where you're going here.

Maybe something more like an Ube shade

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grue 11 points 3 years ago

Like this, maybe?

(That's the "changing hue but not saturation or value" version I alluded to in my other reply.)

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PhlubbaDubba 8 points 3 years ago

I kinda dig it, I'd probably look at other colors for the walls still but I think that shade of purple could definitely do some work in the right surroundings

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Aurora_TheFirstLight 2 points 3 years ago

I 200% agree why is the colour so loud, please destroy that travesty

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JoMomma 22 points 3 years ago

Looks like someone edited the colors to me

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MrJameGumb 14 points 3 years ago

Well that may be, but I stand by my comment about the marble floors. That is the floor of a demented sociopath

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Dud 8 points 3 years ago

It looks to be one large slab, so it's not marble and mostly likely a photoshop job or vinyl sheet flooring which tends to be a bit squishy and slip resistant.

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MrJameGumb 5 points 3 years ago

Somehow that seems even worse. Especially if he managed to spend $15k on it.

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Che_Donkey 4 points 3 years ago

Photo looks washed out/filtered so some details look weird...I mean weird besides Grimmace's moms kitchen weird.

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Skullgrid 21 points 3 years ago

it aint a flip, it's a flop.

I hope this drives down the cost of the house so that poorer people can own houses and the market starts crashing

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GBU_28 7 points 3 years ago

Why do you want poor folks to have to inhabit this lol... They have enough going on

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Treevan 21 points 3 years ago
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sarge 14 points 3 years ago

Omg it's like my first house from the sims

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sigmaklimgrindset 9 points 3 years ago

This one isn't bad, in an art deco kind of way. At least they fully committed to the aesthetic instead of having greige walls with neon cabinets.

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Xatix 9 points 3 years ago

I hate the swastika floor billard room.

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DragonTypeWyvern 6 points 3 years ago

Oh, you weren't joking...

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CrayonRosary 2 points 3 years ago

If you say so. Doens't look at all like a swastika to me. Not even if I try.

Here's fixed perspective of it:

EDIT: Oh! I see it! To me the background is dark and the white lines are the objects in the foreground. I had to really look to find it. I guess some people see Nazis everywhere. I just see pretty lines. Besides, there are instances that spiral in both directions, so it's fine. I highly doubt it's deliberate, and you're ignoring that the lines keep going to make larger spirals. If you think it's secret Nazi signaling, I think you're nuts.

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Xatix 6 points 3 years ago

Where did I say its secret nazi signaling?

Saying Iβ€˜m nuts for seeing swastikas in this pattern is like saying all the people that saw the dress as silber/blue are nuts. Some people have different pattern recognitions than others and for me the white was the background and the black was the foreground. I mean you even admitted that you see it after the second look.

Some people see a musician and some people see a woman at first. Do you think those that see the musician are nuts too?

Maybe its jusr because Iβ€˜m german and we are way more cautious about this topic than most other countries. Swastikas are a complete nogo for us and its even illegal to use them as a symbol outside of historical context.

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aidan 2 points 3 years ago

But everyone sees two bears high fiving first

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CrayonRosary 4 points 3 years ago

At least the kitchen looks like a kitchen and not like you murdered a Troll Doll in it.

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eran_morad 4 points 3 years ago
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Cocodapuf 3 points 3 years ago

That bathroom... Ugh... You could never get me to live in this prison, I'd find dinner West tomorrow escape.

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Silvia 17 points 3 years ago

The Third Street Saints the moment they get a new property

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dual_sport_dork 14 points 3 years ago

A recirculating hood over a gas range. What a fucking genius.

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RubberElectrons 9 points 3 years ago

I've unfortunately had to live this life in a couple of apartments πŸ˜‘

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bobs_monkey 5 points 3 years ago

I've had these in my last two rentals. People just don't care.

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DragonTypeWyvern 3 points 3 years ago

It's for when I burn the pancakes

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CosmoNova 11 points 3 years ago

Seems more like thereβ€˜s some absurd color flipping going on here with how purple that marble looks.

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Drusas 9 points 3 years ago

Reminds me of when I looked at an apartment (not even a house to buy--a rental apartment) and they had painted the kitchen all in red. I knew I just couldn't live like that.

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GamerBoy705 8 points 3 years ago

ATBGE

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jet 7 points 3 years ago path: 0 7631440, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
RIP_Cheems 6 points 3 years ago

The worst part is I don't even hate that marble, but this kitchen is so ugly.

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6mementomori 4 points 3 years ago

am I the only one here who actually likes this aren't y'all overreacting

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DragonTypeWyvern 12 points 3 years ago

The problem with niche tastes is that they're niche

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EdibleFriend 3 points 3 years ago

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Funkymatt 3 points 3 years ago

They're minerals Marie!

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Xyre 2 points 3 years ago

All that marble yet they left the tile backsplash?!

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