They really appreciate it

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/lemmyshitpost

Jentu 75 points 3 years ago

This isn’t nearly subtle enough to be funny. Just call a doner a gyro and call a gyro a doner.

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poplargrove 44 points 3 years ago

When with Turks don't forget to refer to baklava as your favorite greek desert.

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CaptainBasculin 5 points 3 years ago

Or call their coffee Greek Coffee and vice versa.

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dukatos 1 point 3 years ago

Just don't order it that way unless you like stranger's spit in it.

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lengau 60 points 3 years ago

If you want to double that emotional damage for Greece, you could call them the Turkish Republic of South Macedonia

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whhavinfun 5 points 3 years ago

Damn

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HerrVorragend 26 points 3 years ago

And once they are staring daggers at you, be sure to follow up with calling them 'typical over-emotional southerners without self control'.

Perfect way to make new friends /s

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Siethron 22 points 3 years ago

Just call them all Persians

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wallmenis 21 points 3 years ago

As a Greek, Fuck you.

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HerbalGamer 20 points 3 years ago

Greater Kurdistan

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thantik 19 points 3 years ago

I do similar here. I call Puerto Ricans, Cuban; Cubans, Mexican; and Mexicans, Puerto Rican.

They fucking hate it. I also live an hour away from Miami, so I get to do it all the time :D

It's mostly friends that I fuck with that way, but I do it to strangers from time to time too.

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sneezycat 15 points 3 years ago

Strangers will just think you're a estúpido gringo that doesn't know geography lol

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thantik 10 points 3 years ago

Oh I assure you, most of them are so racist towards one another that it usually pisses them off. But I don't mind pissing off racists.

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SoylentBlake 19 points 3 years ago

Greece will forever be South North Macedonia to me

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zerog_bandit 18 points 3 years ago
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Rolive 15 points 3 years ago

Just say that baklava was invented by their neighbours.

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SonnyVabitch 12 points 3 years ago

"Mainland Taiwan" will earn you an instafrown from Winnie the Pooh.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 10 points 3 years ago

Why would you antagonize anyone who lives where there's such delicious food? That's how you don't get invited to the cookout.

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thedirtyknapkin 7 points 3 years ago

Could probably do similar with Pakistan and India

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Treczoks 6 points 3 years ago

Make enemies fast...

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ngn 4 points 3 years ago

As a Turk, Fuck you.

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corymbia 3 points 3 years ago

Oh and BTW it’s Constantinople.

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stevedidwhat_infosec -6 points 3 years ago

It’s so funny to be edgy, people really think you’re a cool person in highschool/college where you run around trying to “trigger” everyone because it’s le funny.

Shit never changes ig lol

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Viking_Hippie 9 points 3 years ago

It is, however, completely level-headed behavior to get all worked up about what is clearly a Bad Advice Cat meme without the cat while assuming that it's an earnest suggestion.

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stevedidwhat_infosec 1 point 3 years ago

I love how you think a text post on this app is somehow getting sooo worked up lmao.

Being a dick to people isn’t funny and I’m not sorry for posting about my opinion move along bro

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Viking_Hippie 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, you're replying to a two days old comment because you're not worked up at all. I'm definitely the one with trouble moving along 😄

Also, as I already pointed out to you, this isn't a post suggesting that you should be a dick to people. It's a post about how that specific thing is a BAD idea to the point of hilarity.

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stevedidwhat_infosec 0 points 3 years ago

There’s this crazy thing called notifications, I like to respond to things I have interest in responding in but that doesn’t imply I’m worked up, but keep on with the gas lighting lmao.

My point is that not everyone is perpetually on the internet and recognizes meme format, so they interpret literally. That’s me trying to convey the full scope of subjective** meaning to you. Just in case you wanna misinterpret that point too.

See ya dude.

Edit: typo correction - subject to subjective

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