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3 years ago by Samsy to c/lemmyshitpost

PP_BOY_ 83 points 3 years ago

That's not a child's handwriting

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beerclue 19 points 3 years ago

Could be, as they start learning English in 2nd grade or after in Germany. But yeah, my kids are way older, and their handwriting is far worse :))

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isthingoneventhis 13 points 3 years ago

noooooo lol that's adults handwriting. Kids handwriting looks like drunken chicken scratch until they're past 4-5th grade if they're regularly encouraged to practice. The "neat" student handwriting I have seen is still marginally worse than this. The start/stop of the penmarks and overall uniformity is pretty telling imo.

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PP_BOY_ 5 points 3 years ago

The "R" in mushroom is what gave it away. No child in the history of reproduction has written one like that.

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altima_neo 3 points 3 years ago

It's also all uppercase

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fastandcurious 2 points 3 years ago

laughs in asian

Kids would be hanged if they wrote like that in 5th grade, atleast mentally, funny thing is everyone stops caring as you get older, so all that practice was just a waste of time

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isthingoneventhis 1 point 3 years ago

When I was growing up my teachers told me I had to learn good cursive because all of my collage papers would be hand written in it for context. So I know the feeling maybe lol. It's really shocking how absolutely garbage kids are at writing now, at least where I am anyways.

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goldenbough 46 points 3 years ago

Englisch

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Samsy 23 points 3 years ago

Germans maybe?

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goldenbough 11 points 3 years ago

Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?

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name_NULL111653 5 points 3 years ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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Johanno 2 points 3 years ago

Guten Abend meine Kerle

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ReplicantBatty 4 points 3 years ago

D'ye like dags?

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goldenbough 4 points 3 years ago

I like caravans more.

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moody 3 points 3 years ago

What's to stop you blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

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tombruzzo 28 points 3 years ago

This won't happen to my kids. Their mother's toy is more dragon shaped

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IndiBrony 8 points 3 years ago

"I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!"

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sxan 20 points 3 years ago

The second answer is wrong, too. The correct answer is "Liberty Cap," or "a good time," or "dad's little secret." Any of the above are acceptable.

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MissJinx 1 point 3 years ago
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Kolanaki 11 points 3 years ago

I've seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I'm just like "what men have more than the one hole for these?" I really wanna see a dude with 2 buttholes. That'd be neat.

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Nfamwap 6 points 3 years ago

You're not the Reddit 2-dicks guy, are you?

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hungryphrog 1 point 3 years ago

The WHAT guy??

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Apeman42 4 points 3 years ago

Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.

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Gork 10 points 3 years ago

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

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zeet 4 points 3 years ago

Missing the apostrophe

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basxto 6 points 3 years ago

Since it says “Englisch Test” in the title … the kid used the German genitive -s instead of the English genitive -'s

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troglodytis 3 points 3 years ago

They share

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