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watching your children die

3 years ago by Moxvallix to c/programmerhumor

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Kolanaki 55 points 3 years ago

I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."

"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"

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MelastSB 24 points 3 years ago

Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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Judgy_McJudgerson 9 points 3 years ago

Made me remember this joke:

A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”

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ClemaX 29 points 3 years ago

Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

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r00ty 8 points 3 years ago

How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.

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csm10495 19 points 3 years ago

Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.

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InverseParallax 7 points 3 years ago

Guide for expectant fathers.

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Dirk 14 points 3 years ago

The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

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Arghblarg 12 points 3 years ago

What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

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LuciferMorningWood 14 points 3 years ago

Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)

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cloudless 3 points 3 years ago

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solrize 10 points 3 years ago

"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.

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raspberry_confetti 7 points 3 years ago

kys, and then ko's

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bane_killgrind 4 points 3 years ago

It's in order of usefulness

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xpinchx 6 points 3 years ago

When they don't inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.

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Saneless 5 points 3 years ago

Tried 9.4.5, couldn't get around to 9.4.6

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darcy 5 points 3 years ago

simple children 💀

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bastion 4 points 3 years ago

Proper instruction.

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ptolemai 4 points 3 years ago

Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals

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