What should I do in this position? (I've never moderated a community before)

3 years ago by itszednotzee to c/anarchychess

Thanks tho, I'm glad my favourite community made it to lemmy

Kovu 37 points 3 years ago

google en passant

path: 0 182063, hotness: undefined, score: 37, children: 15
drolex 35 points 3 years ago

We need to update the meme to reflect our new love for the fediverse and FOSS

  1. Compile and install gentoo
  2. Install lynx 2b. Ah fuck, dependencies
  3. Open a terminal
  4. lynx '3n p4554nt'

  5. Holy Richard Stallman
path: 0 182063 185880, hotness: undefined, score: 35, children: 9
zeerooth 34 points 3 years ago

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as en passant, is in fact, chess/en passant, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, chess plus en passant. En passant is not a move unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning chess game made useful by the chessboard, pieces and legal moves comprising a full game as defined by FIDE rules.

path: 0 182063 185880 186285, hotness: undefined, score: 34, children: 3
drolex 16 points 3 years ago

Are the FIDE rules of chess open source? If not, could we build our own free and open source chess rules. I could host them on my 1997 Debian server

path: 0 182063 185880 186285 186665, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 2
zeerooth 22 points 3 years ago

yeah the rules are open source - for more information look up chess rule 34

path: 0 182063 185880 186285 186665 186887, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 0
zeerooth 9 points 3 years ago

damn bro this server must have more security holes than the tournaments that Hans Niemann attends

path: 0 182063 185880 186285 186665 186876, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
pruwybn 7 points 3 years ago path: 0 182063 185880 218659, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
jalda 7 points 3 years ago

New distro just dropped

path: 0 182063 185880 186177, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 1
rockmeat 2 points 3 years ago

but can it play chess?

path: 0 182063 185880 186177 241367, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
minimar 5 points 3 years ago

lynx 3n p4554nt

For the lazy wondering the output of this:

$ lynx 3n p4554nt

Looking up '3n' first

Looking up 'www.3n.com', guessing...

Looking up p4554nt first

Looking up www.p4554nt.com, guessing...

Looking up www.p4554nt.edu, guessing...

Looking up www.p4554nt.net, guessing...

Looking up www.p4554nt.org, guessing...

Can't Access 'file://localhost/home/maria/p4554nt'

Alert!: Unable to access document.

lynx: Can't access startfile

None of the guesses are valid :( Someone buy one of these!

path: 0 182063 185880 216365, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
xavier666 4 points 3 years ago

This means nothing to me

path: 0 182063 185880 230744, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
itszednotzee 17 points 3 years ago

Holy fucking shit

path: 0 182063 182165, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 4
magmaus3 20 points 3 years ago

new response just dropped

path: 0 182063 182165 183710, hotness: undefined, score: 20, children: 3
preciouspupp 16 points 3 years ago

this means nothing to me

path: 0 182063 182165 183710 185500, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 2
Aaronjamt 4 points 3 years ago

Actual... human?

path: 0 182063 182165 183710 185500 217621, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
Curtains 19 points 3 years ago

Typically we start with a human sacrifice, but if none are available, we are willing to accept your best goat.

path: 0 222900, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 0
zeerooth 19 points 3 years ago

duckduckgo anarchy

path: 0 182728, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 5
itszednotzee 16 points 3 years ago

anarchy

🔊 ăn′ər-kē
noun

  1. Absence of any form of political authority.
  2. Political disorder and confusion.
  3. Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.
  4. Absence or insufficiency of government; a state of society in which there is no capable supreme power, and in which the several functions of the state are performed badly or not at all; social and political confusion.
  5. Specifically A social theory which regards the union of order with the absence of all direct government of man by man as the political ideal; absolute individual liberty.
  6. Confusion in general.
  7. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.
  8. Hence, confusion or disorder, in general.
  9. The state of a society being without authorities or a governing body.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.
🧡 More at Wordnik

path: 0 182728 185695, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 4
zeerooth 13 points 3 years ago

holy social theory which regards the union of order with the absence of all direct government of man by man as the political ideal; absolute individual liberty

path: 0 182728 185695 185923, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 2
0v0 8 points 3 years ago

Actual society

path: 0 182728 185695 185923 186551, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
DoucheAsaurus 3 points 3 years ago

I feel an absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.

path: 0 182728 185695 185923 189659, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
eatham 1 point 3 years ago

New definition just dropped

path: 0 182728 185695 265913, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Rentlar 17 points 3 years ago

Well it always starts with one grain of rice.

path: 0 194755, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 2
rcmaehl 2 points 3 years ago

Holy Wheat

path: 0 194755 236249, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
mounderfod 2 points 3 years ago
path: 0 194755 236249 242632, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
literalskalitzlooter 17 points 3 years ago

google initial public offering

path: 0 220275, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 3
poke 5 points 3 years ago

holy hell

path: 0 220275 224003, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
xavier666 8 points 3 years ago

New CEO just dropped

path: 0 220275 224003 230714, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 1
eatham 1 point 3 years ago

Actual spez

path: 0 220275 224003 230714 265868, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
veroxii 16 points 3 years ago

If you moderate, is it even anarchy?

path: 0 182554, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 3
itszednotzee 13 points 3 years ago

oh shit

path: 0 182554 185806, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 0
Celivalg 10 points 3 years ago

If you remove the comments deemed not anarchical enough, yes

path: 0 182554 184260, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 1
veroxii 3 points 3 years ago

path: 0 182554 184260 185094, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
itszednotzee 16 points 3 years ago

God, that screenshot got obliterated by compression

path: 0 182043, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 1
Aaronjamt 5 points 3 years ago

Google free image hosting without compression

path: 0 182043 217560, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
needthosepylons 16 points 3 years ago

Lemmy en googoant, I suppose ?

path: 0 195860, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 0
GreenSans 15 points 3 years ago

well its AnarchyChess not ModerateChess

path: 0 217345, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 0
sounddrill 14 points 3 years ago

You clearly need to google en passant

path: 0 208634, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 0
quazen 13 points 3 years ago

you haven't yet been caught declining en passant so you're perfect for this job

path: 0 183857, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 1
Tiuku 5 points 3 years ago

The real test will be when a new response drops

path: 0 183857 207369, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
terribleplan 13 points 3 years ago

Mod to -A-1.

path: 0 182321, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 1
rcmaehl 2 points 3 years ago

Google Steak Sauce

path: 0 182321 237196, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
darcy 11 points 3 years ago

Let ANARCHY reign. No mods needed.

Its the name of the sub.

path: 0 210357, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 0
miridius 6 points 3 years ago

You forgot to tell us if you're white or black

path: 0 263408, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 2
itszednotzee 6 points 3 years ago

FFS, I was going to the r/copypasta subreddit to get the "racist chess" copypasta and I get told to go to lemmy. bruh

path: 0 263408 263596, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
Untitled_Pribor 1 point 3 years ago
path: 0 263408 263596 284506, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
sdrawkcabsihtetorwI 4 points 3 years ago

ban me for one hour so that I can make ::: spoiler spoiler ironical :::

post about moderator moderator abusing power afterwards.

path: 0 259109, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 3
itszednotzee 8 points 3 years ago

I'm gonna abuse my mod powers by not banning you hehehe

path: 0 259109 262845, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 2
sdrawkcabsihtetorwI 4 points 3 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how am I supposed to complain about the moderation now :(

wait...

path: 0 259109 262845 262874, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
Untitled_Pribor 2 points 3 years ago
path: 0 259109 262845 284537, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
WillJohnathan 1 point 3 years ago

0. Don't

  1. Attempt to keep things in order

  2. Cede the community (that's the word, right?) to the Reddit mods if they come, hopefully

3. If step 2 doesn't happen, do step 0.

path: 0 348437, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
minode -1 points 3 years ago

google unsubscribe

path: 0 182077, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 0
anarchychess
anarchychess

@sopuli.xyz

login for more options
6307
838
981

go to feed...