And I’ve run out of pants

3 years ago by nifty to c/microblogmemes

hperrin 25 points 3 years ago

Same piss? That would mean…

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SmackemWittadic 13 points 3 years ago

They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?

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Persen 6 points 3 years ago

Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.

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rockerface 5 points 3 years ago

Multitasking!

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nicknonya 8 points 3 years ago

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echodot 12 points 3 years ago

We don't need AI images there's already a stock photo of everything

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EdibleFriend 19 points 3 years ago

I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.

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someguy3 14 points 3 years ago

Hey I like it.

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Frozengyro 4 points 3 years ago

SSDD

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Whippygoatcream 3 points 3 years ago

I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of "You know what I'm saying?" Or "Picking up what you're putting down."

Now I like to say to people "Do you smell what I'm stepping in?"

I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol

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HootinNHollerin 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 8662855, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
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