While I jest, it's not that far from the truth... he did experiment with hypnogogic states (mental state between being awake and asleep) in order to alter his consciousness. If I recall, he set up a contraption where he would sit upright in a chair, holding a fork and he would put a ceramic plate on the floor under the fork. As soon as he'd start to doze off, he'd drop the fork which would make a loud clang, and wake him up. He'd then immediately begin sketching/painting/writing/etc. while still in that strange zone between dreaming and reality.

I'm probably butchering the details, but it was something like that. Dude was just on a different plane of existence.

Given all that, I'm almost inclined to overlook all that fascism stuff... Almost.

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jeffw -43 points 2 years ago

Dali was a fascist. You do you tho

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ObviouslyNotBanana 91 points 2 years ago

His mustache didn't know

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aeronmelon 27 points 2 years ago

That's why his mustache was trying to get as far away from him as possible.

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yemmly 23 points 2 years ago

Try moving the razor side to side. Back and forth is so two thousand and late.

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MrPommeroy 20 points 2 years ago

Let it grow. Let it grooow! You don't need to shave aaanymore.

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jeffw 20 points 2 years ago

If you’re seriously asking for advice, don’t trim along the jaw line. It doesn’t end well.

If tou want to make it look super professional, learn how to fade

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ObviouslyNotBanana 15 points 2 years ago

Of course I'm asking seriously. Just look at where we are!

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aubertlone 9 points 2 years ago

Well in that case....

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Delta_V 15 points 2 years ago

step 1: it puts the lotion on its skin

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simplejack 14 points 2 years ago

Mask it off with blue painters tape first.

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Blackout 13 points 2 years ago

Smile as you shave for that crazy look

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xionzui 10 points 2 years ago

Don’t do this

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testeronious 8 points 2 years ago

red sus

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Alsjemenou 6 points 2 years ago

Real men use an m16

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AA5B 4 points 2 years ago

It’s not entirely a bad idea - I can never seem to get a straight edge symmetrical

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FlaminGoku 2 points 2 years ago

You can also do this with a comb

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stoy 1 point 2 years ago

Spirit gum?

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