My favorite XKCD

3 years ago by nave to c/linuxmemes

fearout 78 points 3 years ago

Why imgur though, why not link directly to xkcd?

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nave 77 points 3 years ago

I had it saved on my phone and Memmy auto uploads images to Imgur.

Edit: added xkcd links

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fearout 14 points 3 years ago

Ah, makes sense I guess.

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someguy3 65 points 3 years ago

A gnu dawn lol.

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whereisk 17 points 3 years ago

It is very funny, but just in case there is anyone out there like me..

Having only ever seen the word written and in the context of Linux that is capitalised, I always supposed it was pronounced g.n.u. or at worst nu, and thought the wildebeest was a logo of no relation - like Linux and the penguin.

It was only later in life I found out that gnu was pronounced gah-noo and was in fact another name for wildebeests.

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Abstract8188 7 points 3 years ago path: 0 1260034 1262265 1264785, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 2
walderan 17 points 3 years ago

The animal yes, the GNU's Not Unix no. Same goes for GNOME and all derivative words.

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krathalan 12 points 3 years ago

Guh-imp.

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drew_belloc 36 points 3 years ago

That's not your favorite XKCD, it's our

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possiblylinux127 12 points 3 years ago

Free software does not equal Communism

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drew_belloc 13 points 3 years ago

I know, but the free software moviment is similar in some aspects and i loved this xkcd

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possiblylinux127 -2 points 3 years ago

It really isn't

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FunCod_64 13 points 3 years ago

I mean, one of the central goals of communism to abolish ownership of the means of production.

Software used to produce something of value is a resource that in a communist society should not be owned. The only way to achieve this is to let everything be opensource.

So communists clearly like the free software movement, whether inverse is true is a matter for debate.

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Llewellyn 6 points 3 years ago

In Soviet Russia Communism equals you.
Wait..

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lhx 30 points 3 years ago

Thanks for posting this! I love XKCD but never saw this one.

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ghariksforge 9 points 3 years ago

I think it's like 15 years old :)

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walderan 28 points 3 years ago

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independantiste 14 points 3 years ago
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AnonStoleMyPants 4 points 3 years ago

I wonder why jerboa isn't showing this pic.

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Fantomas 18 points 3 years ago

I don't get it. Why do they leave? Help me. I'm stupid.

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twelve 88 points 3 years ago

They are not real hitmen, they are just pranking Open source gurus. The idea is that they are so paranoid that they are ready to closed source industry send real hitmen in the night

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Fantomas 30 points 3 years ago

It's actually pretty funny when you understand the joke. These XKCD fellas have potential.

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LordPassionFruit 9 points 3 years ago

My good man, XKCD is currently on comic #2801. They've been around for well over a decade.

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Fantomas 23 points 3 years ago

Oh wow. I saw #2801 but just assumed they were counting backwards from #2850. Looks like you're right!

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revlayle 13 points 3 years ago
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nath 17 points 3 years ago path: 0 1253106 1253364, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 4
TAYRN 38 points 3 years ago

The joke of the comic, as it also turns out, is that the two Cueballs dressed up as ninjas were just out to have a fun time teasing Stallman, and they seemed to know that Stallman's paranoia about Microsoft makes him sleep with no fewer than two katana swords near his bed. This type of sword was one of the traditionally made Japanese swords that were used by the samurai of feudal Japan mainly as a sidearm. A ninja or more accurately a Shinobi no mono was basically special forces in feudal Japan. They specialized in espionage, sabatoge, etc. they were a rough combination of MI6, CIA, and Navy SEAL in feudal japan. Although they did not specialize in assassinations, that is something that they could do. Although samurai could also be shinobi/ninjas if they chose to do that job, samurai is a social class while shinobi no mono/ninjas were a job, not a social class. So this makes sense in this comic with Stallman, the samurai, and the ninjas, the lackeys of the oppressing Microsoft (at least in his mind). It also turns out that they specifically choose targets for their raids who have reason to be paranoid of larger companies that might send someone after them, and thus sleep with weapons near their beds. Stallman has received a Katana due to this comic (see the trivia section).

If explaining a joke "kills" it, this violates every single article of the Geneva Convention, and then goes on to commit acts of war so indescribably inhumane that the authors never even considered them (lest their tongues burst into flame on the spot).

Jokes aside, I love ExplainXKCD and have had to check it more times than I'd like to admit.

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beeng 4 points 3 years ago

Man, if you see what people/corps have to lose from Foss.. I applaud the man

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Nath 13 points 3 years ago

Oh wow. That's going to be a thing in Lemmy where we encounter users who look and sound like us but aren't us.

Stoned and drunk people are going to be so confused until they get used to it.

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nath 10 points 3 years ago

Hello name brethren 🀝🏼

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Rentlar 16 points 3 years ago

Blessed Richard M. Stallman

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mafbar 2 points 3 years ago

I would just like to interject...

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