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2 years ago by Flying Squid to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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TheOneCurly 68 points 2 years ago

Star fortresses only became common after the invention of cannon artillery. That's exceedingly modern for this type of nonsense.

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FlyingSquid 47 points 2 years ago

These types are obsessed with star fortresses for reasons I can't begin to comprehend, but they all think they're ancient.

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RustyNova 29 points 2 years ago

They do look cool tho

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FlyingSquid 18 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, they're very cool. But the real story of them is interesting enough, so making up a new story is stupid.

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Granite 14 points 2 years ago

They feel ancient for those born yesterday…

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grue 11 points 2 years ago

for reasons I can’t begin to comprehend

Maybe 'cause they're star-shaped?

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originalucifer 56 points 2 years ago

i love 'melon glands'... feels like great slang for 'breasts'

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Diplomjodler3 19 points 2 years ago

I'm feeling really melon collie about this.

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MagnyusG 9 points 2 years ago

Infinitely Sad?

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Rhynoplaz 7 points 2 years ago

Not since 1979

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FlyingSquid 16 points 2 years ago

I wonder how many people will get the reference-

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Tippon 18 points 2 years ago

I can't tell if that's Jeff Goldblum or Rick Moranis, and it's pickling my brain 🤯

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FlyingSquid 15 points 2 years ago

Eddie Deezen actually.

Probably most famous for his minor role in Wargames.

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niktemadur 4 points 2 years ago

Looks like Liev Schreiber's weird nerdy uncle, to my untrained eyes.

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rob_t_firefly 3 points 2 years ago

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Tippon 2 points 2 years ago

I never would have said that it was him 😱

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DABDA 6 points 2 years ago

bofa Deez^en^ guesses are good but not quite right.

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RGB3x3 5 points 2 years ago

He's this little shit

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Jackhammer_Joe 2 points 2 years ago

I don't care about the guy. Who's the chick with the big knockers?

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sangriaferret 2 points 2 years ago

Fagabeefe?

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FlyingSquid 2 points 2 years ago

Finally!

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dogsnest 3 points 2 years ago

That's the only reason anyone's in the comment section.

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grue 6 points 2 years ago

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nature_man 39 points 2 years ago

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ameancow 19 points 2 years ago

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TheFriar 18 points 2 years ago

the fuck is a melon gland

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RedditRefugee69 8 points 2 years ago

I think they’re what powers flux capacitors

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FlyingSquid 8 points 2 years ago

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TheFriar 6 points 2 years ago

Or maybe these missing human alien species used to secrete melons

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Cowbob12 28 points 2 years ago

So they're finally going for the buildings made by Europeans calling them impossible and made by aliens, we've gone full circle now.

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Magnetar 14 points 2 years ago

Especially since star forts are such a recent development. They are not some mysterious ancient ruins, we literally still have the blueprints from the people planning them.

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DragonTypeWyvern 4 points 2 years ago

And the evolution of those blueprints! With commentary!

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dogsoahC 5 points 2 years ago

Oof, evolution. That word alone makes it hard to grasp for these nutjobs.

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snowsuit2654 25 points 2 years ago

To be fair, the page is called Unbelievable History. It truly is unbelievable.

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lemmy_get_my_coat 22 points 2 years ago

Ouch, my melon glands!

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Bluefalcon 1 point 2 years ago

Man, I miss my melon gland.

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Magnetar 1 point 2 years ago

How will I gland melons now?

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iAvicenna 14 points 2 years ago

mmmm... melon glaaaands

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FlyingSquid 5 points 2 years ago

You really need a good melon gland baller to get the best of the gland.

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iAvicenna 1 point 2 years ago

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King3d 12 points 2 years ago

This guy wants a word with you.

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FlyingSquid 9 points 2 years ago

These people come from France though.

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klemptor 2 points 2 years ago

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Emmie 1 point 2 years ago

That looks like driving license exam on shrooms when warning posts gain sentience and talk to you

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Brickardo 2 points 2 years ago

My thoughts dwell on your mother!

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JimSamtanko 9 points 2 years ago

“Unbelievable History”

Yeah… that sums it up pretty well.

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callyral 8 points 2 years ago

why would this be covered up if it was true

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FlyingSquid 8 points 2 years ago

It's always a coverup with these people.

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ameancow 3 points 2 years ago

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Cosmicomical 8 points 2 years ago

Did you know? Skyscrapers were built by atlantideans, those impossible structures of steel and glass don't follow the laws of physics.

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MonkderDritte 8 points 2 years ago

There was some culture about elongating children' heads in south America. What was it again?

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Leate_Wonceslace 3 points 2 years ago

It's a practice that's potentially older than our species and nearly as wide-ranging. I think there were several Mesoamerican cultures that performed it. Such things were occasionally practiced in western Europe as late as the early 1900s.

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some_guy 7 points 2 years ago

You're right. I don't believe it.

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stinerman 6 points 2 years ago

They're absolutely right. I don't believe this.

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rob_t_firefly 3 points 2 years ago

Mebs!

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gwen 2 points 2 years ago

what are the skulls actually from then?? like not saying the theory is true, but are these actual human skulls?? what time period?

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FlyingSquid 16 points 2 years ago

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