Never know til you go.

2 years ago by 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to c/lemmyshitpost

Disclaimer: Don't actually do this.

Iheartcheese 90 points 2 years ago

All the other cyber trucks didn't come back because they're too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all

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Lucidlethargy 9 points 2 years ago

Nobody talks about this! There is approximately 34 TONS of gold hidden within the wreck of the Titanic. If I could afford such a cool car as the Cybertruck, I'd drive it into the nearest harbor and set sail for the 2024 gold rush that is the Titanic's final resting place!

Just be aware it's not a boat. You need to drive it DOWN into the water to reach it's full potential.

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milicent_bystandr 8 points 2 years ago

set sail

Dude, nobody told me Cybertrucks are also wind powered!

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nilclass 4 points 2 years ago

That's a common misconception. The cybertruck's sails are designed to be pushed by a high-power stream of gasoline, not wind

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polonius-rex 40 points 2 years ago

the ai to determine if you will make it back okay

def will_i_make_it_back_okay(my_present_circumstances):
  return False

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deegeese 22 points 2 years ago

AI can only make inferences based on existing data. Statistically speaking the vast majority of people who have visited the Titanic wreck came back safely, so the AI will say True.

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pancakes 18 points 2 years ago

Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.

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xx3rawr 2 points 2 years ago

training dataset

Get your trains off here. We only travel by hyperloop pods

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polonius-rex 2 points 2 years ago

depends on what kind of ai you're talking about

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deegeese 4 points 2 years ago

I’ve described the most common AI in use today. What kind are you talking about?

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polonius-rex -11 points 2 years ago

no you haven't

you've described the buzzword ai = neural network

e.g. video game ai has existed far longer and has been in the public consciousness far longer and it's mostly just a decision tree, or at best, an alpha-beta tree

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vithigar 5 points 2 years ago

warn - no unused parameters: my_present_circumstances

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Lucidlethargy 3 points 2 years ago

You're just a hater, and I'm so tired of seeing Musk haters!

The Cybertruck can absolutely make it down there. Go look it up, it's all there for everyone to read! I use ask.com, myself. It's a lot better than dogpile these days. Stay ahead of the trends, everyone.

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DannyMac 34 points 2 years ago

Don't forget to put the cyber truck in car wash mode first

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Pika 12 points 2 years ago

The fact that I can't tell if you are joking or if there's actually a car wash mode scares me lmao

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Kolanaki 16 points 2 years ago

There actually is a car wash mode for the cybertruck. It was mentioned in that article about the guy who's cybertruck lost power for like 6 hours or something after it got rained on.

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Pika 10 points 2 years ago

I just read the how to clean your Cyber truck article from Tesla and holy cow you might as well have written purchase vehicle, store directly in garage indefinitely, cause just about anything damages it lol

the link if anyone else was curious

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milicent_bystandr 2 points 2 years ago

If taking Cybertruck to an automatic car wash is necessary, Car Wash Mode closes all windows, locks the charge port, and disables windshield wipers, Sentry Mode, and walk-away door locking.

Doesn't seem too stupid to me. The rest of your link looks mild enough too, just don't use anything harsh on your exterior or the steel won't look its best any more.

Then again, I forget the sort of rich person who buys a Tesla is also probably the sort of person who cries if it doesn't look brand new every day, so yeah - sneeze and your beloved car is irrevocably besmirched.

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Thorny_Insight 6 points 2 years ago

Many new cars have a carwash mode. Not in any way exclusive to the cybertruck.

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kerrigan778 8 points 2 years ago

Rather important for rain sensing windshield wipers to not immediately break

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Kolanaki 4 points 2 years ago

If that's what it's for, then that makes sense. Wouldn't want the wipers going on while you're in a drive-thru car wash. None of the articles mentioned that feature, making it seem like it's doing something to protect the electronics from getting wet. Especially since they were articles about damage from being wet. lol

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Wizard_Pope 1 point 2 years ago

I mean if you have the automatic mode constantly on it mightbe an issue. If you have the wipers off I see no reason for that.

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hoss 3 points 2 years ago

Yes there was a law suit about it

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Rustmilian 32 points 2 years ago

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Lucidlethargy 23 points 2 years ago

This is misinformation and I just really want everyone to be aware of it.

The Cybertruck is NOT a BOAT! It is, however, a "submersible vehicle". This means it can go underwater up to, but NOT exceeding, 4,000 meters.

This will, amazingly, bring you to the titanic within around 200 meters of the max. This said, please be careful when you get close to the maximum specified depth.

Keep on Truckin' Cybertruck owners! You are so very special, unique, and powerful. Go find your dreams!

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TropicalDingdong 17 points 2 years ago

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TropicalDingdong 10 points 2 years ago

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TropicalDingdong 9 points 2 years ago

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yesman 8 points 2 years ago

This is highly misleading! You don't need an expensive ship or spend hours sinking into the ocean. So long as you charge up on the beach, you should be able to just drive to the wreak.

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DoucheBagMcSwag 7 points 2 years ago

Your penis will get bigger (trust me bro)

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photonic_sorcerer 2 points 2 years ago

It'll get hard, too (rigor mortis)

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StoneyDcrew 7 points 2 years ago

WARNING: this will only work if you drive it with a PlayStation controller.

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helpImTrappedOnline 6 points 2 years ago

Sony controllers will not work, it must be a bootleg controller that only works on Windows and requires sketchy drivers.

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explodicle 4 points 2 years ago

There's definitely gold.

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zbyte64 4 points 2 years ago

The disclaimer just means you're innovating.

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BudgetBandit 3 points 2 years ago

Shoot to the moon

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TropicalDingdong 6 points 2 years ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

-idk jesus probably

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Snowpix 3 points 2 years ago

Here's an excellent video about the Titanic wreck as it sits today which is worth a watch.

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pinkyprincessfiona 3 points 2 years ago

I feel so lost…. What’s going on???

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Nicoleism101 5 points 2 years ago

There were those rich people who died when their submarine was squashed by pressure during their attempt to reach titanic and let’s say no one was sad here. And now op encourages supertruck owners to maybe end up in a similar situation as a somewhat dark joke.

Another take would be a coupon for landlords only titanic dive. I mean I am one but like no one will read that far

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