Neil rule

IndiBrony 207 points 2 years ago

I'm with everyone else here:

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Ageroth 67 points 2 years ago

The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is

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CileTheSane 14 points 2 years ago

Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.

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SzethFriendOfNimi 94 points 2 years ago

Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List

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HowManyNimons 3 points 2 years ago

No smoke without fire.

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SzethFriendOfNimi 32 points 2 years ago

Agree. Where’s the smoke?

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beepaboopa 14 points 2 years ago

Oh, sorry. They meant, "No smoke; without fire" it's like the firewatcher's "All clear". There's no smoke and they're without fire.

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uriel238 2 points 2 years ago

I'm preheating olive oil on the stove.

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Godric 14 points 2 years ago

A meme said it! Can't be wrong, unless proof otherwise!

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Salvo 11 points 2 years ago

Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.

“No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.

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Viking_Hippie 9 points 2 years ago

Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber..

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DragonTypeWyvern 2 points 2 years ago

Ok, but we all do agree he knows what we do.

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Viking_Hippie 4 points 2 years ago

Yup, he's definitely omniscient. That's why his books are so good!

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Darukhnarn 86 points 2 years ago

What did I miss?

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testfactor 34 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I can't find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.

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myster0n 72 points 2 years ago

Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?

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bjoern_tantau 66 points 2 years ago

Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?

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LemmySoloHer 60 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.

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stepan 7 points 2 years ago

It was my favorite book when I was like 8 years old.

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Daxtron2 48 points 2 years ago

There's no evidence Santa isnt selling our data

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 19 points 2 years ago

Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.

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coriza 7 points 2 years ago

There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named "Santa Claus son of a bitch" (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:

Santa Claus motherfucker
Reject the wretched
I want to kill him!
That capitalist pig

Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor

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Enkrod 4 points 2 years ago

I heard he's a Coca-Cola Plant

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Borger 39 points 2 years ago

I've come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?

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sem 11 points 2 years ago

I've also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means

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Lemming421 34 points 2 years ago

What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?

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Guntrigger 4 points 2 years ago

Nothing?

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Donjuanme 34 points 2 years ago

I must be confused... Good omens Neil gaiman?

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rmuk 15 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but... Why did you capitalize 'Good' and 'Neil', but not 'omens' and 'gaiman'?

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deltapi 9 points 2 years ago

Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn't auto capitalize.

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rmuk 1 point 2 years ago

Alright, Columbo, calm down.

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Lemming421 5 points 2 years ago

Alright, Columbo, calm down.

Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.

Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?

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YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 30 points 2 years ago

Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.

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Taleya 16 points 2 years ago

Dada

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Viking_Hippie 5 points 2 years ago

Mama

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5714 29 points 2 years ago

With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.

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wander1236 28 points 2 years ago

What

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atocci 25 points 2 years ago

Neil Gaiman?

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yemmly 5 points 2 years ago

Vince Neil?

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swab148 2 points 2 years ago

Vince Vaughn?

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sem 22 points 2 years ago

This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening

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Jentu 19 points 2 years ago

Santa's the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list

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VeganCheesecake 9 points 2 years ago

I love how everyone is debating "Sells that information to companies", but no one's talking about "knows everything you do".

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Theme 9 points 2 years ago

Geil Naiman

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dwemthy 8 points 2 years ago

Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?

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robocall 8 points 2 years ago

Who is Niel?

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SzethFriendOfNimi 23 points 2 years ago

Author of American Gods, Coraline, countless other gems and the co-writer of Good Omens with Pratchett.

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robocall 8 points 2 years ago

Never heard of any of that. But thanks.

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SzethFriendOfNimi 18 points 2 years ago

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Not sure what library/resources you use but definitely worth checking out

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robocall 6 points 2 years ago

That's a wholesome comic. Thanks.

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invertedspear 7 points 2 years ago

Go pick up smoke and mirrors, it’s a short story collection, very easy to get into. If you love it, check out the American Gods novel and the Sandman comics. The original sandman is a bit dated at this point, but still some amazing storytelling.

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Voroxpete 1 point 2 years ago

Ironically, my favorite story from that collection is a hundred word horror story about Santa.

Huh... Maybe OP is just really offended on St Nick's behalf?

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Zoomboingding 2 points 2 years ago

Also Sandman, which recently got a good Netflix adaptation

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Gigagoblin 4 points 2 years ago

Neil "Scary Trousers" Gaiman

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DaMonsterKnees 4 points 2 years ago

Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE...!

Maybe

maybe

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robocall 1 point 2 years ago

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