Mario should be aging

2 years ago by MacedWindow to c/vga

What is Nintendo thinking? This guy can't be however the fuck old he is forever! What does plumbing make you immortal? His knees should be destroyed by now.

Also Sonic! How long do hedgehogs even live? We should be playing as his great great grandson by now.

Rhynoplaz 6 points 2 years ago

At one point, Bart Simpson was older than me, now I'm older than his dad.

The only problem with this is that I don't know if Homer was rocking out to Steve Miller in High school, or if he was too young to remember Kurt Cobain.

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Arthur 5 points 2 years ago

That would effectivity ruin the games appeal

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Kevin 3 points 2 years ago

Oh here we go with Arthur's shit video Game takes

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MacedWindow 2 points 2 years ago

Shaking my head. Some people just don't get it.

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Kevin 1 point 2 years ago

Exactly

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MacedWindow 2 points 2 years ago

Oh wow. And people wonder why seniors dont play games. Maybe if Mario was 70 more grandparents would be gamers??? Did you think about that????????

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SJ0 3 points 2 years ago

Eating sentient mushrooms slow your aging. That's the real reason for the battle between peach and koopa.

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MacedWindow 2 points 2 years ago

Oh shit so youre saying if Bowser keeps losing we will see him age out? Maybe turn to dark arts to extend his life? Maybe thats what Kamek is for.

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