I mean I certainly would

3 years ago by Black616Angel to c/memes

Text for the visually impaired: Post by lestatlestits

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn't quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. I the spirit of their own long-held stance:

A photoshopped version of the "You wouldn't download a car" ad saying: "You wouldn't download an actor"

LEDZeppelin 130 points 3 years ago

Copyright violation for thee, but not for me.

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AllonzeeLV 53 points 3 years ago

The United States has the most comprehensive social safetynet and system of redress on Earth.

...exclusively for the tiny sliver of the population that already owns everything and controls our government through institutionally legalized bribery.

As has happened for all of human history, we have devolved back to the golden rule: those with all the gold make the rules, and surprise surprise, the rules say they can't lose and you can't win.

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Cybersteel 6 points 3 years ago

Maybe all of human history should have been incinerated.

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chocobo13z 7 points 3 years ago

My main man Molotov can mix one hell of a drink that might help 😂

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ndguardian 76 points 3 years ago

Obviously this isn’t digital piracy, it’s identity theft. Hence the reason Hollywood is perfectly fine with it. 😛

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jalda 26 points 3 years ago

Identity theft is not a joke

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Rivalarrival 23 points 3 years ago

Not with that attitude.

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loudWaterEnjoyer 6 points 3 years ago

When I do it, you can take it serious

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WarmSoda 5 points 3 years ago

Unless you're an Italian inpasta.

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ChillPill 2 points 3 years ago

Michael!

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Metaright 64 points 3 years ago

Considering how expanding images on KBin is pretty inelegant at this point, I also appreciate you transcribing the meme so I don't have to open it.

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Black616Angel 63 points 3 years ago

You appreciate the transcription because you're blind.

I appreciate it, because kbin expands images inelegantly.

We are not the same!

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rockerface 22 points 3 years ago

I don't see what you did there

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Rootiest 16 points 3 years ago

I actually don't understand the need for this, don't images have an alt tag where you can put the image transcription?

Is it necessary to put it in the text of the post as well? (Aside from your kbin UI issues)

The "Always have been" meme but it's a picture of beans and the first astronaut says "Wait . Are we still upvoting these?" The second astronaut says "Always have been."

Or are there just not any apps that support reading the alt text yet?

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DharkStare 8 points 3 years ago

The way kbin handles images is really annoying right now. It's definitely something the developers need to improve.

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b1_ 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah, all imgur.com images for me are blank, and I can't figure out why.

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sunbytes 1 point 3 years ago

Did you see the little photo icon at the bottom of the post preview?

That will expand the image (so you don't have to open the post).

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interolivary 60 points 3 years ago

No no, you don't understand: the rules only apply to plebs like you and me. Corporations and their rich executives are free to do anything they want

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literallyacat 35 points 3 years ago

Once again, Matt Groening predicted the future in the Napster episode of Futurama.

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rob64 17 points 3 years ago

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.

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paddirn 20 points 3 years ago

To be fair, I’ve downloaded plenty of actresses.

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HulkSmashBurgers 1 point 3 years ago

Lol!

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TheUnicornsForever 16 points 3 years ago

Could someone please explain me the context? I haven't followed the strike very closely.

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plumbercraic 41 points 3 years ago

Me neither but I'll do an ignorant take and invite someone more knowledgeable to correct me: The tech to make films without human actors is available, and Hollywood studios think that they have unlimited rights forever to the digital likenesses of the actors they have contracts with. Which is pretty fucking rich from the same corporations that think we should pay for the same film on dvd, on blu ray, on blu ray in a different region, on the apple store, on the play store, and reserve the right to revoke our access to any of these where possible.

And the ad was one of their anti piracy ads ("you wouldn't download a car"), from the time where they made the nonsense claim that every pirate download was equal to lost revenue, as they tried to erode Internet privacy and bankrupt people who didn't have enough money to defend themselves in court.

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buckykat 34 points 3 years ago

Studios want to hire actors for a single day's pay then use their image in whatever "AI" generated horrors they feel like forever

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Black616Angel 24 points 3 years ago

The meme refers to the following:

Back then™ actors would mostly get contracts that contain residuals this recurring money assured a steady cash flow for actors and actresses throughout and even after their careers.

But nowadays, the pay is worse (because inflation) and most contracts even for well known actors/actresses don't include residuals.

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bleistift2 4 points 3 years ago

Thanks. I knew none of this and would not have got the meme otherwise.

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CrowAirbrush 12 points 3 years ago

Black mirror should make more episodes so we can start saying: "black mirror did it" as the world burns down, instead of "simpsons did it".

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macracanthorhynchus 12 points 3 years ago

Sure, but in the case of a show dealing with the question of what would happen if the general public could download celebrities despite the non-consent of the celebrities involved, literally Futurama did it.

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loudWaterEnjoyer 2 points 3 years ago

Which episode?

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Cybersteel 6 points 3 years ago

Season 3 Episode 15: I dated a robot.

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loudWaterEnjoyer 1 point 3 years ago

It's shocking how well they predicted the future

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ikidd 7 points 3 years ago path: 0 1511741, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
EqMinMax 6 points 3 years ago

Why is it double tick in this pic? Is that twitter's new thing?

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Glyphicus 3 points 3 years ago

It's a Tumblr post.

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jcg 2 points 3 years ago

On Tumblr you can buy two blue checkmarks for a one time payment of $7.99. Much better value than that Twitter stuff.

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0laura 1 point 2 years ago

tumblr made fun of Twitter, you can have like a dozen checkmarks

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rafa 6 points 3 years ago

I would download even cancer if that made spez lose money

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AllonzeeLV 38 points 3 years ago

Holding onto anger is drinking poison expecting the other person to die.

Spez is garbage, and yes never participate in whatever he's selling, but he isn't worth your anguish. He doesn't know you and he wouldn't care about your anger if he did.

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rafa 1 point 3 years ago

I see some people take comments too seriously

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WarmSoda 14 points 3 years ago

Damn dude, how many apartments is he taking up in your head?

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squaresinger 4 points 3 years ago

Damn dude, how many apartments is he taking up in your head?

u/rafa: Yes.

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HulkSmashBurgers 5 points 3 years ago

Brilliant!

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Creyapnilla 1 point 3 years ago

Is text already visual? 🤨

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Black616Angel 14 points 3 years ago

Can screen readers read pictures correctly?

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Creyapnilla 14 points 3 years ago

Even blind, listening to every word of a social media site sounds like one of the inner circles of hell 😅

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erogenouswarzone -12 points 3 years ago

I don't mean to sound anti-woman, but I have often fantasized about a world in which men have sex robots and can program them to have whatever personality and body type they want.

So maybe downloading actors from the bay will be a reality in our lifetime. I know they already have 3d porn games like this. I've even seen them hooked up to fleshlighta that are attached to a motor.

I mean maybe we're already there if you're rich enough.

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PerCarita 14 points 3 years ago

Before we get there, it is wise to re-examine what we lose when everything is commodified. You might not mean to sound anti-woman, but you do sound anti-woman, anti-personhood even, because what you're saying is that a person's body (regardless of gender and sex) and likeness can be commodified without the person's consent, or even knowledge that it is happening. You might be interested in reading Michael J. Sandel's "What Money Can't Buy" and examine your fantasy from an economic-political point of view.

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erogenouswarzone 1 point 3 years ago

Yep, I figured it was going to be offensive in some way, but I bet that day is coming, offensive or not.

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PerCarita 1 point 3 years ago

Suuper late reply. Morals change, ethics evolve. I probably won't be alive the day this happens, so I'll leave with a shrug.

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another_lemming 2 points 3 years ago

Companies would be happy to sell it if that is profitable. But we aren't prepared for that. Imagine what hole would create a working and accessible sim where you can just copy a person into a porn. Being spammed with a livestream of anon doing your underaged children or a dead grandmother is not that far from now. One another Pandora's box.

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ZILtoid1991 1 point 3 years ago

While TERFs are mad at transwomen for "replacing woman", AI pretty much could replace them, especially in the arts. Won't be very good, but would be good for whatever theocratic fascist governance, that see problem with not all women being relegated to be incubators.

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